S*** City Characters

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Starring, in no particular order:

Hammer the Chopper

Stats and Basic Moves
Cool +1* (Do something under fire)
Hard +2* (Go aggro, seize by force)
Hot 0 (Seduce or manipulate)
Sharp +1 (Read a sitch, read a person)
Weird -1 (Open yer brain)

Special Moves
Pack Alpha: Roll +Hard to impose will on gang.
Fucking Thieves: Roll +Hard to shake out pockets and saddlebags for that thing you really, really need.

Crap
1-armor
Sawed-off (3-harm close reload messy)
Machete (3-harm hand messy)
Hammer's Gang, the 2-Harm Medium Disciplined Obliged Scorpions! Starred ones have suffered hurt and aren't riding.

• Turk, Guzz, Spokes*, Chum, Rust, Tucker, Newt, Koz, Lucky, No-Nose, Stump, Tubby*, Vix, Fork, Joker, Torch, Roadkill, Orly, 8-Ball, Therm, Tiny, Zilla*, Sark, Wino, Cap, Gutshot, Drip, Grinder, Zed, Scuff*

Wakeman the Gunlugger

Stats and Basic Moves
Cool -1 (Do something under fire)
Hard +3* (Go aggro, seize by force)
Hot -2 (Seduce or manipulate)
Sharp +1* (Read a sitch, read a person)
Weird +2 (Open yer brain)

Special Moves
Insano Like Drano: +1 Hard
NOT TO BE FUCKED WITH: Counts as a 3-Harm Small gang in battle, with appropriate armor.
Battle-Hardened: When Acting Under Fire, roll +Hard instead of +Cool.

Crap
2-armor
Silenced sniper rifle (3-harm ap far hi-tech)
SMG(2-harm ap close area loud)
Grenades (4-harm hand area reload messy)
Oddments worth 1-barter

Hx Chart of Still Too Confusing

Names!	Wakeman	Hammer
Wakeman	x	+1
Hammer	+2	x

Horizontal is who's rolling the roll. Vertical is the name of the PC helped/hindered.

Personages Not Noted Elsewhere

• Fianelly the Dirt Merchant
• Thuy the Fake Market Angel
• Dog Head, Purveyor of Fine Barbecued Dogs and Rats-on-a-Stick
• Barnum, formerly a PC and now a dude in clown makeup who has a place. Adieu, Danny_K.
• Robinson, likewise.
• Kreider, a hardholder to whom Barnum owes tribute
• Rice, Mercer, East: Thugs in Kreider's employ.

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