Thunk
Thograkausn, says Thunk because he can't say Thograkausn.
CG Half ogre goliath barbarian 6/warhulk 2
Appearance: Take an ogre. Now, make him incredibly ugly. Now have him have been hit in the face by a truck repeatedly. Then make him built like a mountain (a strength easily above 30 without enchantments can do that). There you go.
Personality: Thunk is mentally, Thog from OoTS. Except twice as stupid. All things fuzzy beware, for he will hug you a lot. This warning goes especially for Marie and everyone infected with lycanthropy. It is fairly obvious his dump stats were all mental.
Background: He was born of the drunken union of an ogress and a goliath on Xendrik. He inherited all their strength, and none of their intelligence. Once grown, he decided to wander the continent, and eventually began meeting lycanthropes. Those poor, poor werebeasts. He has noticed a lot more "puppies" lately, and has slowly been following them back to their source unintentionally. After the R'yleh adventure, he has become employed as one of Marie's bodyguards after several attempted kidnappings by a gnome named Ketler.
Gear: Loincloth. If he needs a weapon, he just grabs something large-normally trees-nearby and uses that.
OoThunk: Description not complimentary to Thunk. Unfortunately, Thunk unable to come up with good counterargument.
