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4601. To further maximize my terrifying qualities, the first mate will wear a metal mask.

4602. And I shall refer to Andrea, since she is from Karrnath and nobility, as the Baroness.

4603. I reiterate our goals as the Forgotten Freedom are WORLD DOMINATION!

4604. ...if only we could get rid of those pesky Joes.

4605. ...by which I mean the Redcloaks, honest.

4606. KOBBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaa

4607. I will furthermore now sssslur all my sssssssss to add to my villainy

4608. There is no slip I don't care what the elemental says.

4609. Don't pour booze on the ring, the last we need is a drunk elemental.

4610. Dammit what i have told you people about bothering the dinosaurs. I don't care if the elemental enjoys it.

4611. From now on the elemental will warn people before he takes over the ship.

4612. For crying out loud there is no slip even if she is the only one on board who can control the elemental.

4613: Do not attempt to put out the fire elemental for a percieved slight at your heritage.

4614: Insectbane candles are to be used sparingly.

4615: Just because we find an ancient creation forge in a cyclopean ruin doesn't mean we should turn it on.

4616: Ketler... no, just...no.

4617: Don't antagonize the drow, unless you are certain there aren't enough to overpower you.

4618: Even if there aren't enough to overpower you, just don't do it, its just tacky.

4619: When coming up with a fake name for the ship on the spot when we dock in Stormreach, don't just say the "Forgotten Freeman" or the "Forgetful Freedom. Use something that won't just give it away.

4620: Michael, just because the drow dress up in skimpy clothes, it doesn't mean they like you.

4621: Just because said drow dress up in skimpy outfits doesn't mean they'll **** or ***** or **** or ************* you. They aren't all dominatrixes.

4622: Their outfits are not just to placate "geeky drizzt drow-munchkin-lovers"; they're cultural, not risque.

4623: No, you may not enslave the drow to bring them to Breland to work on your plantation. That is just wrong.

4624: The Giant Empire didn't "get nuked by dragons cuz they were bored,"

4625: Do not question the sizing property of the swag we get.

4626: No, you cannot sing the Indiana Jones theme song.

4627: There may or may not be a gigantic ape that these giants worship. We aren't sending Marish over the side of that wall to find out.

4628: Okay, we can send Lisa over. She does tend to get in the way...

4629: Alright, who enlightened the elemental? John...

4630: I am aware that the elemental is a fire elemental, but that doesn't excuse the fact that I now have to talk to the d*mn thing.

4631. Stop roasting dingbo's arm on the ring. Thats what the kitchen is for.

4632. Chalky thats just mean don't eat in front of the donor.

4633. Klaz! Stop wrestling longclaws on the deck!

4634. As hilarious as it is when it gets your arm in its mouth.

4635. Klaz, female members of the crew are not dinosaurs.

4636. You'll really know pain if you call Lisa a 'Sheela'.

4637. Chalky, Klaz's fingers do not make good squishy bait.

4638. Stop roasting things on the ring, it gets sticky and the elemental won't shut up until someone cleans it.

4639: The dragons of Argonesse are NOT Ascended

4640: Nor are the Lords of Dust Ori.

4641: No, you will not become a dragon if one of the Soveriegn Host show up before you die.

4642: No, three Kua-toa do not sit on a log by the road going Bud Why Ser.

4641: It is impossible to control the undead by wearing a sequin jumpsuit and dancing.

4642. I know, I've tried.

4643. You are all forbidden from Karoake....

4644. Forever.

4645. It is wrong to use a Horn of Blasting as musical accompaniment.

4646. Putting a boot up their ass is not the Brelish way. Selling the boots for 200 coppers is.

4647. It isn't ironic, those are just a series of very unfortunate events Lisa.

4648. Dontcha think.

4649. Heaven is not a place on this 'Earth' planet wherever that is, it is in a dimension called Mount Celestia.

4650. As bad as her music is, this Brittney bard person is not Toxic....nor should she be dumped in a vat of Cannith runoff.

4651. We have not only stayed in the Hotel Kalifornia but we in fact have left.

4652. Everybody does not want to rule the world, I personally am one of the few who thinks its a swell job.

4653. I do not know Stacy's mom so I couldn't in fact tell you whether or not she has it going on.

4654. Ketler is forbidden from making the music speakers from going to the 11. Because 11 destroys buildings.

4655. Girls who don't like boys but only like cars and money are merely a statistically significant portion of the population, not the entirety and boys aren't much better.

4656. Walking like an Aegyptian just makes you look like a fool.

4657. All I need is a miracle, all I need is you is a contradiction....

4658. The only thing miraculous about this crew is it hasn't been struck down by the gods.

4659. Jacob Hunter is forbidden from trying to sing "Golddigit" and other songs about his life....they're meant to be sung by women.

4660....and he's forbidden from turning into a girl to sing it. Creepy ass changelings....

4661. It is wrong to use the airship to do stunts everytime someone plays "Danger Zone."

4662. It does not make you Sir Thomas Cruise!

4663. He's a gnome anyway!

4664. Gnomes are not to be reffered to as snacks. Unless they are especially annoying.

4665. Do not tease every thranite we see just because we blew the snot of their armada. Save it for the big fish.

4666. The elemental is for propulsion. Not roasting bards.

4667. Or Gnomes.

4668. Or Halflings.

4669. Or anything else.

4670. No you can't sear things either except as part of a combat manuever.

4671. FOR THE LOVE OF GOLD, THERE IS NO BATMAN ON THIS MOBILE MADHOUSE.

4672. As above but switch slip for batman

4673: The Chamber is not Team America, World Police.

4674: We are not Team America, World Police.

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