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- [http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=4056129&postcount=47 Moochava] | - [http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=4056129&postcount=47 Moochava] | ||
"My god, that's the dumbest beast I've ever heard of. Seriously, this is worse than a modron that rides an owlbear into battle wielding a gun that shoots svirfneblin." | |||
-[http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=7139677&postcount=546 randomgamer8466] | |||
"GM: "The super Nazi closes on you." | |||
Player 1: "Er... Don't shoot, I'm Hitler!" | |||
GM: "Right, roll for it, oh bugger. Right what skill have you got in German?" | |||
Player 1: "Er [checks his sheet] none at all." | |||
Player 2: "Tell him that you forgot how to speak German after the brain-transplant. It was a side-effect or something." | |||
Player 1: "Yes! That's the one!"" | |||
-[http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=7112479&postcount=16 celebrityomnipath] | |||
"Because you know nothing says gritty fantasy like a whacky leprechaun knifing you in the junk..." | |||
-[http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=4014128&postcount=52 Ab3] | |||
Latest revision as of 03:23, 6 December 2007
A list of great quotes from the RPGNet forums, complete with links to the discussion.
"B__: Why slip over the wall and drop the steaks off when we can light our meat cart on fire and push it down a hill into the wall, where it'll smash through, hurling flaming meat through the air and lighting the lions on fire when they try to eat the flaming meat?
WP&P: That makes sense."
- Moochava
"My god, that's the dumbest beast I've ever heard of. Seriously, this is worse than a modron that rides an owlbear into battle wielding a gun that shoots svirfneblin."
"GM: "The super Nazi closes on you." Player 1: "Er... Don't shoot, I'm Hitler!" GM: "Right, roll for it, oh bugger. Right what skill have you got in German?" Player 1: "Er [checks his sheet] none at all." Player 2: "Tell him that you forgot how to speak German after the brain-transplant. It was a side-effect or something." Player 1: "Yes! That's the one!""
"Because you know nothing says gritty fantasy like a whacky leprechaun knifing you in the junk..."
-Ab3