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4601. To further maximize my terrifying qualities, the first mate will wear a metal mask. 4602. And I shall refer to Andrea, since she is from Karrnath and nobility, as the Baroness. 4603. I reiterate our goals as the Forgotten Freedom are WORLD DOMINATION! 4604. ...if only we could get rid of those pesky Joes. 4605. ...by which I mean the Redcloaks, honest. 4606. KOBBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaa 4607. I will furthermore now sssslur all my sssssssss to add to my villainy 4608. There is no slip I don't care what the elemental says. 4609. Don't pour booze on the ring, the last we need is a drunk elemental. 4610. Dammit what i have told you people about bothering the dinosaurs. I don't care if the elemental enjoys it. 4611. From now on the elemental will warn people before he takes over the ship. 4612. For crying out loud there is no slip even if she is the only one on board who can control the elemental. 4613: Do not attempt to put out the fire elemental for a percieved slight at your heritage. 4614: Insectbane candles are to be used sparingly. 4615: Just because we find an ancient creation forge in a cyclopean ruin doesn't mean we should turn it on. 4616: Ketler... no, just...no. 4617: Don't antagonize the drow, unless you are certain there aren't enough to overpower you. 4618: Even if there aren't enough to overpower you, just don't do it, its just tacky. 4619: When coming up with a fake name for the ship on the spot when we dock in Stormreach, don't just say the "Forgotten Freeman" or the "Forgetful Freedom. Use something that won't just give it away. 4620: Michael, just because the drow dress up in skimpy clothes, it doesn't mean they like you. 4621: Just because said drow dress up in skimpy outfits doesn't mean they'll **** or ***** or **** or ************* you. They aren't all dominatrixes. 4622: Their outfits are not just to placate "geeky drizzt drow-munchkin-lovers"; they're cultural, not risque. 4623: No, you may not enslave the drow to bring them to Breland to work on your plantation. That is just wrong. 4624: The Giant Empire didn't "get nuked by dragons cuz they were bored," 4625: Do not question the sizing property of the swag we get. 4626: No, you cannot sing the Indiana Jones theme song. 4627: There may or may not be a gigantic ape that these giants worship. We aren't sending Marish over the side of that wall to find out. 4628: Okay, we can send Lisa over. She does tend to get in the way... 4629: Alright, who enlightened the elemental? John... 4630: I am aware that the elemental is a fire elemental, but that doesn't excuse the fact that I now have to talk to the d*mn thing.
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