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| + | 3001. He already has enough problems with them. | ||
| + | 3002. Until further notice, we are not allowed to loanshark. | ||
| + | 3003. Not because its against the law, but because nobody knows their percentages. We are losing too much money. | ||
| + | 3004. I really should stop painting copper pieces gold. | ||
| + | 3005. Though I cant help it if goblins keep buying them for platinum. | ||
| + | 3006. The wizard is forbidden to warm up everyones hot chocolate with a fireball spell. | ||
| + | 3007. He is also to refrain from using a lightning bolt spell to give thw warforged a 'jump'. | ||
| + | 3008. The ships surgeon is not Dr. Gregory House. | ||
| + | 3009. We do not have a shuffleboard court on the deck. | ||
| + | 3010. I should stop using the gnome for shuffleboard. | ||
| + | 3011. Or at least tie a rope around him. | ||
| + | 3012. The warforged was not made by Nintendo. | ||
| + | 3013. Or Sega. | ||
| + | 3014. Or Sony. | ||
| + | 3015. He isn't made by Microsoft either. | ||
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| + | 3016. Or Apple. | ||
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| + | 3017. The Warforged doesn't run on solar power. | ||
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| + | 3018. Or a nuclear reactor. | ||
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| + | 3019. It is wrong to tell the Warforged this. | ||
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| + | 3020. I don't know what powers the Warforged. | ||
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| + | 3021. It might be Magic, it might also be Psionics, or even Incarnum. | ||
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| + | 3022. Which it is depends on the DM not me, so quit asking. | ||
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| + | 3023. Erandis d'Vol is not a "hot little thing". | ||
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| + | 3024. You will not use her to get a certain feat from the BoVD. | ||
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| + | 3025. The feat is "vile", that's why. | ||
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| + | 3026. What a minute...where'd you get that copy of the BoVD. | ||
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| + | 3027. Nevermind I don't want to know... | ||
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| + | 3028. We are dropping it off in the Thrane to be destroyed. | ||
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| + | 3029. That does not mean you can in any way do anything related to Jaela. | ||
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| + | 3030. You cannot get a BoED as a birthday present for Jaela. | ||
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| + | 3031. No reading "Necromancy for Dummies" on my watch. | ||
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| + | 3032. When fighting werebats, everyone does the utmost NOT to get bitten just so he can finally be Batman. | ||
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| + | 3032. No, King Boranal should not be told he can be "High King" by getting a taller chair. | ||
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| + | 3033. Yes, he really is that dumb. | ||
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3001. He already has enough problems with them.
3002. Until further notice, we are not allowed to loanshark. 3003. Not because its against the law, but because nobody knows their percentages. We are losing too much money. 3004. I really should stop painting copper pieces gold. 3005. Though I cant help it if goblins keep buying them for platinum. 3006. The wizard is forbidden to warm up everyones hot chocolate with a fireball spell. 3007. He is also to refrain from using a lightning bolt spell to give thw warforged a 'jump'. 3008. The ships surgeon is not Dr. Gregory House. 3009. We do not have a shuffleboard court on the deck. 3010. I should stop using the gnome for shuffleboard. 3011. Or at least tie a rope around him. 3012. The warforged was not made by Nintendo. 3013. Or Sega. 3014. Or Sony. 3015. He isn't made by Microsoft either.
3016. Or Apple.
3017. The Warforged doesn't run on solar power.
3018. Or a nuclear reactor.
3019. It is wrong to tell the Warforged this.
3020. I don't know what powers the Warforged.
3021. It might be Magic, it might also be Psionics, or even Incarnum.
3022. Which it is depends on the DM not me, so quit asking.
3023. Erandis d'Vol is not a "hot little thing".
3024. You will not use her to get a certain feat from the BoVD.
3025. The feat is "vile", that's why.
3026. What a minute...where'd you get that copy of the BoVD.
3027. Nevermind I don't want to know...
3028. We are dropping it off in the Thrane to be destroyed.
3029. That does not mean you can in any way do anything related to Jaela.
3030. You cannot get a BoED as a birthday present for Jaela.
3031. No reading "Necromancy for Dummies" on my watch.
3032. When fighting werebats, everyone does the utmost NOT to get bitten just so he can finally be Batman.
3032. No, King Boranal should not be told he can be "High King" by getting a taller chair.
3033. Yes, he really is that dumb.
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