Last Voyage of Delilah, Episode 105: Beaumonde Shell Game, Special Features

HOW TO SPEAK RUSSIAN

Do svidaniya! =До свидания!= Doh svee-dahn-yah!= Goodbye! Sound clip

HOW TO SPEAK LATIN

Alea iacta est = Ah-lay-uh yahk-tah est = The die is cast Sound clip

HOW TO SPEAK FRENCH

Papiers, s'il vous plaît.' = pap-pee-yehr seel-voo-play = Papers, please.t [Sound clip]
Très bien. Avancez le long. Suivant! = Treh bee-ahnn. Ah-vahn-see luh lung. Swee-vahn! = All right. Move along. Next! [Sound clip]

OUT TAKES AND AD LIBS

Part 1:
(On Valentine's assertion he's not a do-gooder)
Poco: That's it. I just wanted to make sure that we were, you know, that we were clear. No need to go helpin' the locals.
Valentine: I don't know who you think I am, but I'm not the White Knight.
Tian: Liar, liar, pants on fire!

Part 1:
(On the complications inherent with landing…)
Valentine: Our ship has complications? What?
Tian: Shocking. Shocking, I tell you.
Valentine: "Your winnings, sir."

Part 1:
(On driving the truck Poco will bring back…)
Vikki: Do you want to teach me to drive?
Tian: Hell no, I'm not teaching you to drive. Do I look gorram crazy to you?
Vikki: Aww, Mom-mmmmmm …. You used to be so cool.

Part 2:
(On giving the Captain the important heads-up as needed …)
Valentine: To be honest, I would gladly trade the port fee reduction for knowing that there are people who are more interested in the cargo in our hands. Let me know. Just if you find this stuff out, let me know. It's not that difficult. I was right there on the ramp.
Rachel: That would have required walkin' back up that way.
Tian: (spit-take!)
Vikki: How like a cat.

Part 2:
(On possible strategies for getting people to follow the decoy truck…)
Vikki: I feel like we should have a speaker on the top of the cab playing really bad tinny music, with "Ice Cream" blazoned on the side. Just like my old neighborhood.
Tian: Can the clinic actually be moved? If we move the clinic, it would like we're moving big cargo, which is what they're looking for.
Poco: The truck's already enclosed. It could be empty and they'd still follow it.

Part 2:
(On the decoy truck being spotted …)
Valentine: (changes channel) Poco. Bring her on in.
Poco: A'right. (comms Tian) Don't get jumped.
Tian: You know what? I'd rather get jumped than you get jumped.
Poco: Me too.
Tian: (laughs) You are just fabulous, Poco.
Valentine: Let's not have anybody jumped and we'll just go from there.
Tian: (laughs) Things don't go that smooth, baby.
Valentine: Maybe this time they will.
Tian: Ever the optimist.

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