A Moment With The Mighty Pan (Tobyverse)
"There is a tale that has been told forever, an epic from a time forgotten. It tells of a warrior, a god among men. He is the son of the devil, they say, and he stole the devils power and reforged it into a mighty roar of righteousness, a sound that could make gods cry and angels lose their virginity!
"The warrior traveled the world, righting wrongs wherever he found them. Many enemies though they could pull him down, but they all fell before his awesomeness, their faces melted on the ground by sheer brutality! For his music, his stolen devil music, it was the mightiest of weapons, able to make dragons explode from sheer over exposure to badassness, yet beautiful enough to move the souls of nations!
"Who was this warrior, this crusader, this champion of Metal? The whole world knew his name, the name of a god. His legendary virility and epicness was sung into the ages, and-"
"No."
"Aww come on, doc! The record was fine with this intro!"
"I find that very hard to believe...and that's not the - look, I'm not asking you to change your public image, I'm just asking you to stop putting these ridiculous things on the company website!" Doctor Kadabra admonished. "We have enough problems as it is without you calling yourself the son of the devil!"
"Ok, I'll take that out....what about the last part? You know, that time I did that concert in ULTRASP and made Kotchkye weep with my awesome riffs?" Pan asked.
"W-when did that happen?"
"It didn't...yet!"
"Pan!"
"Okay, okay, I'll stop."
"Thank you."
The moment Dr. Kadabra left the room, The Mighty Pan began composing what would replace it.
