Atlantis Recruitment Speech (Tobyverse)
Have you ever wanted the future? A better time and a better place, with better people to fill it? Its a nice dream, isn't it? Its something to keep you warm at night, something to keep your nose to the grindstone, something that is always out of reach. But what if I told you that was about to change? What if I told you that the future is now? Atlantis. Yes, Atlantis. You've read about it in the papers and heard your neighbors whispering, but did you believe them? I'm here now to tell you it isn't a myth and it isn't an exaggeration. A group of Visionaries has seen the potential. They understand your desires. And on Atlantis, they want to build the future. A better future, a safer future a richer future, for everyone. In Atlantis, everyone will have a home for the family. In Atlantis, everyone will eat. In Atlantis there will be no beggars and thieves. Atlantis IS the future, and anyone that says otherwise is an enemy of progress. Its ivory towers will be the lighthouses of the future, and its neighborhoods the blueprints of progress and stability. And you can be a part of all of this. You can guarantee your spot. You can make sure that your children, and their children, all the way down the line, will be the architects of a better world. All you have to do is sign up. We need stonemasons, iron-workers, pipe-layers and a hundred other jobs. Every man here has some sort of talent, and we need you all.
So, do I have any volunteers?
-Jack “Jumpin'” Jenkins, pitching Atlantis to a crowd of over one hundred workmen.
