Forgotten Freedom:8
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Doog: Ketler, what did you do to the keel?
Ketler: Hmm? Oh, John? I awakened him about a week ago.
Doog: No, I know that, but what did you do to him recently?
Ketler: Nothing, *looks as innocent as possible*
Doog: Ketler, if you don't tell me, I'll drop a hint to the captain about your illicit Jaela doll collection.
Ketler: I... uh... gave him a few enhancements.
Doog: What kind of enhancements?
Ketler: Well... Detect Evil for one, Shocking grasp and a few other things. Why are you so, ah... tetchy about this?
Doog: Cuz I had to talk the keel out of nuking the ship. You should remove some of those enhancements.
Ketler: Mmm... the shocking grasp probably was a bit excessive.
John: HEY! Don't come any closer man! I'll do it!
Michael: Do what?
John: I can do it! I'll nuke the ship, you evil person!
Michael: Whoa there, buckshot, why would you do that?
John: The ship is full of evil! Lisa says that all corruption should be smote.
Michael: Yeah, well, Lisa is a bit of an extremist.
John: What do you mean?
Michael: She was thrown out of her order for being too militant and violent.
John: She was?
Michael: Don't listen to her too seriously. Remember there are other ways to deal with evil.
John: There are?
Michael: Yeah, more peaceful ways, like lecturing people on how to change their evil habits.
John: I'll have to think on that.
Michael: Okay.
Doog: Michael, did you actually believe any of that?
Michael: Nope, but I still did an evil thing.
Doog: Are you kidding me? You turned the keel into Gandhi!
Michael: Yeah, but do you want to be lectured by him while you're hanging there?
Doog: Point taken.
Random Redshirt: NOOoooo!! Not the keel!!!!
John: You know, you really should think of changing your outlook. If you had a more positive view on the world...
Redshirt: GAH! THE SPIKES AUGH!!!
John: ... and Cool Cthulhu told me that by sharing your feelings with those you are opposed to...
Jarlot: We are headed over mountains now! Why don’t I fly a little lower
Redshirt: GAHALRLBLELBLE
John: ...if we just learn to work together Eberron can be a utopia for all...
Redshirt: HURK! BLURKABL!
Michael: A keelhauling with a lecture. Wow, this is the evilest thing I have done that I can remember. This calls for a victory drink!
Michael: The... hell?
White-wearing Captain Jarlot: We've all decided to convert to goodness and purity because of the light of our holy keel's teachings.
Ketler covered in flowers: Groovy, man! Peace out.
Pholly: I am overwhelmed with joy to my fellow man.
V: *has converted his grinning death mask to general good cheer* I no longer will engage in vengeance or violence.
Stupid: I like plow shears.
Michael: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(Runs into the wall and leaves a Michael traced hole in it)
Ketler: Wow, that worked better than I thought.
Jarlot: I was hoping he'd jump overboard.
Ketler: That will teach him to go beyond our crew charter.
Jarlot: Kill, maim, and plunder but NEVER do you lecture a fellow pirate.
Cool Cthulhu: Hey John!
John : Yes, brother?
Cool Cthulhu: Have you reached enlightenment yet?
John: No, brother, I have not, nor ever will. What is enlightenment?
Cool Cthulhu: I don't know. I think there's a dictionary somewhere around here...
John: I sincerely doubt that would help you find Enlightenment.
Cool Cthulhu: Well damn, that's pretty enlightened of you! You know how to find enlightenment, so you must be enlightened! I'm going to name you Buddhasiddharthatheresagandhi.
John: My thanks. But my curiosity is aroused; what does it mean?
Cool Cthulhu: It means "Enlightened one"
John: You are far too kind... Honestly, though, it is a bit hard on the tongue.
Cool Cthulhu: Mmm... well it is in Xoriat, I suppose it could be shortened to "Buddha" without losing too much meaning...
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