Forgotten Freedom:88
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Terra: Isn't there anything you can do about the other Entities?
Lisa: Seriously. We never know when we're being watched.
OOKaizer: Unfortunately, there's not much. They're just as powerful as I am in general, though not as much where you two are concerned. I did set it up so that the other members of the crew can't see you by any direct means, though. Because of the empathic link, Volrath's the only existant one who has even the slightest idea what you two have been doing all night...
Terra: :D And morning.
Lisa: :D And afternoon.
Terra: :D And evening.
Lisa: :D For the last month.
OOKaizer: :embarrass Right. Since they don't exist, Bunny, Silver, and 13 are beyond my ability to block. But that also means no one's really spying on you.
Terra: That's a technicality at best.
Lisa: Not a very comforting one, either.
OOKaizer: The only thing else I could do is stop writing about it. But then, it doesn't happen.
Terra: ...
Lisa: ...
Terra: *sigh* Fine.
Lisa: Do as you wish.
OOKaizer: :D
Volrath, still falling, gets a look of utter euphoria.
Nalfien: What is it now?
Volrath: I couldn't shut off the emaphetic link. Now I'm gland I didn't. :D
Nalfien: Eww.
Pholly: We sure have been falling for a long time.
Nalfien: Yeah, I guess my entity is just kinda lazy.
OORei: Oh yea?
They hit the ground, Nalfein landing on his head.
Nalfein: That was uncalled for...
OORei: Then don't call me lazy. :P
Nalfein: Even if it's true?
OORei: Want me to have you land on a rock and crush your small sensitive balls?
Nalfein: [SIZE=1]...I'll be good.[/SIZE]
Most of the group is dazed. Volrath is the first on his feet, when he looks up he sees Tyranthraxus sitting on a throne.
Volrath: Hmm. I thought that he would be more imposing.
Volrath looks down and sees the dagger he had thrown at Tyranthraxus when he was still in shadow form, on the floor, dead.
Volrath: :weep: [SIZE=1]You monster.[/SIZE]
Muradin: (seeing Volrath cry) NO MAKE Volrath CRY! MURADIN SMASH!!!
Muradin holds his hammer in his teeth, picks up Pholly with one hand, pulls out a golf tee, sticks it into the ground (yes into adamantine), places Pholly on it (with out him exploding), takes his hammer and gets ready to swing.
Muradin: EIGHT!
Muradin hits Pholly with all the force he can muster, he goes flying at Tyranthraxus and when Pholly hits he explodes in ice, Pholly flies back and is knocked out, with only his eyebrows frozen. Tyranthraxus on the other hand is encased in a giant block of ice.
Nalfein: YES!
The ice cracks and shatters and Tyranthraxus stands unharmed.
Nalfein: Or no…
A big ice shard flies at Volrath, so he picks up Pholly as a shield. When the ice shard gets to Pholly, it goes right through him without hurting him and shoots right into the left side of Volrath’s chest.
Volrath: Dammit! If I had my heart in that would have killed me!
Nalfein: I thought that you can’t die?
Volrath: …your logic is irrelevant.
Tyranthraxus: I won’t waste time monologueing. All I will say is, Nalfein I want my ring back.
Nalfein: :confused: What ring? The only one I have is my Ring of Fire Resistance.
Tyranthraxus: It’s not just a Ring of Fire Resistance; it is the Ring of Wizardry 7.
Nalfein: …that would explain why I can cast so many 7th level spells...
Tyranthraxus: Your ancestors stole it from me. I will be taking it back when you’re de-
He stops when he sees Klaz is walking up to him while talking to Vrin holding the camera.
Klaz: Alright folks, this ‘ere’s a beaut of a specimen. ‘e’s one of the few thin’s to evah su'vive the legendary Pool o’ Radiance. As an even biggah treat, ‘e ‘ails from Forgotten Real-
Volrath: (smacks him) DON’T BREAK THE FOURTH WALL!
Nalfein: Too late for that don’t you think?
Volrath: …shut up.
Klaz: (ignoring them) Right, now, I’m gonna try an’ touch ‘im. Now, don’ try this a’ ‘ome. Remembah, ahm a professional.
Vrin: Thus, insane.
Klaz: Exactly.
As he reaches out, Tyranthraxus grabs him and starts to crush him.
Klaz: AUGH! CRIKEY! VRIN! STOP FILMING AND HELP ME!!!
Vrin is cowering in the corner, still filming.
Volrath: I think that we should attack now.
Nalfein: I do to.
Bunny: ……………… :bored: You're kidding, right?
Terra: *heavy breathing* Wow…I…didn't know…you could do that.
Lisa: *heavy breathing* Ah…:confused:…neither did I.
Terra: ……An Entity?
Lisa: That knows at least 6 different forms of female/female, including one that requires no phsyical contact whatsoever?
Terra: Wonder if it's Silver.
OOcat: 6? Must be a slow night for me.
OOcat: All right, let's go over them again, only this time try not to make so many faces. I can't concentrate when I'm :rofl:
Terra: You can't do this to us! :mad:
OOcat: What?? Having you try out different forms of :cloud9:?
Terra: :blink:………………Good point.
Lisa: :devil:
Terra: :mymy: :blush:
Silver: HEY! Why am I not allowed to do that?
OOcat: :bored: Exactly who was it that came up with spider/human?
Silver: Ehehehe. (anime sweatdrop)
Terra: *huff huff* Well...that's a new trick... :cloud9:
Lisa: I have to find some way to compensate for your multiple appendages, don't I?
Terra: *pant* I'd say you've more than accomplished that goal...
Lisa: :D
Terra: *pulls out her tentacles* But don't think I'm just gonna let you be better at :pile: than me... :devil:
Lisa: :eek: :inlove: :devil:
Satnak - Wah? HUH? Terrek! WHERE'S MY ROOM!?... :eek: [SIZE=1]oh no,[/SIZE] [SIZE=7]BLOODY MOL NO!!!, I'M GONNA SKIN THAT LIZARD ALIVE AND DANCE IN THE BOOTS WHILE HE WATCHES!!![/SIZE]
Bunny - Painful death senses tingling
Terrek - This isn't a kobold hunt. He's too tough, he smacked me out in one shot.
Satnak - *Glare* I can rip your internal organs out from here, with a thought. I can collapse space and time, and I know how to deal with beasts who pull this cliche.
Terrek - Its pun-pun
Satnak - I'd be more afraind of Meepo.
Satnak stalks out of the room, as she turns a white tail with the same grey pattern of macro-circuits as the rest of her skin is revealed.
Satnak - I owe you a new couch.
In Satnak's room shelves overflow with training manuels, textbooks, trophys, and awards, one wall is covered in image crystals that activate upon mental command. Currently one is projecting the face of a young half-elven woman. Her eyes are the same intense brown that Satnak's once were, her hair is longer and lighter, but the look of determination forged in fires hell could never contemplate is the same.
Satnak - I couldn't save you, I couldn't help you see through his lies. I couldn't help you build your perfect world, but maybe you can help save my imperfect one. :weep:
Satnak removes a panel from the wall and pulls out a small ruby that glows with the spark of a genesis power.
Satnak - I'm sorry Ketty, but this is important.
Satnak presses the crystal into the flesh of her tail and it sinks in leaving no trace.
Terrek watches as Satnak leaves and glances around to make sure he is alone then slips quietly into shadow, returning to his own plane. He appears in his library and sits down in a large comfy chair rubbing his head.
Terrek: (i.h.h) Well this is inconvenient. When I faked being taken down with one punch by the lizard, I hadn’t expected him to run off with Serene like that, though I honestly couldn’t think of a better way to get Satnak to fall in love with her. (Terrek smiles and quietly chuckles to himself.) Ahh… the damsel in distress, valiant knight in shining armor goes to save her and ends up fall in love. Almost poetic. (Rubs chin thoughtfully) Odd thinking of Satnak as a night in shining armor though. Now that I think about it, this allies Satnak and I against a common foe… perhaps I can use this to get on her good side… *sigh* Time to work on my plan to rend that little runt limb from limb. But first…
Terrek disappears from his lab, appearing in the bowels of the Forgotten Freedom. He moves stealthily through the halls whilst putting on a black cape and a cowl with two pointed ears, one on either side. A few arcane words and he’s covered in a black skin-tight suit with a small stylized bat in the center of his chest. He appears to a couple of redshirts stealing from the food stocks and quickly beats them senseless. He then ties them up and hangs them upside down from the rafters with a note pinned to one of their shirts with only one word written on it: Batman. He smiles and slips into the shadows again…
Shortly he returns to his own plane and throws off the costume.
Terrek: Keith Baker it’s been too long since I’ve pranked anyone! That should do for now, but I almost can’t believe how many powerful spells I had to use to accomplish that! Not only to cloak the fact that I was really me, but to avoid all the Batman traps! You’d think this crew had it in for the Caped Crusader! Ah well… Back to my usual plotting and being ominous…
Jaela Jarlot comes across the beaten up Redshirts and reads the note.
Jaela Jarlot: Damnit! I'M Batman! It's not funny any other way!
An arrow suddenly wizzes past Satnak's nose, coming out of nowhere. Embedding itself in the wall it has a simple note attached to it.
The apointed hour: Tomorrow, sunset, Xendric.
Allmightly Lord Pun-Pun
Satnak - PunPun has several weakneses, he cannot act with the speed a truely powerful person does. Sure he's faster but he can't process his abilities very well, he does alot of damage with his special attacks and psi-like abilities but his actual psionic powers are pathetic. It moves fast but it telegraphs its movement, its not a trained warrior. Its very potent, but lacks skill. Or real experience, most opponents fall to its overwhelming strength and speed. In other words its a telented ametuer with no ability to apply its power other than at the most basic level. It could create an astral construct, but it hasn't studied how to make an emerald gyre. It can read my mind but it knows nothing of the mental dueling the Ubers regulary engage in. IN SHORT PUN-PUN I WILL WREAK GREAT AND TERRIBLE VENGEANCE, but first every redshirt on this ship dies for helping ... NO!! calm down Satnak you've gotta pull it together. All that matters is getting Serene back safe, vengeance later. Serene...
Kithle - This is troubling Terrek.
Terrek - Stop porting into my room unnanounced, and how did you get through my wards?
Kithle - You don't ward against shadow magic very well, Might want to work some Gorgon's blood into the next one.
Terrek - Why are you here?
Kithle - The little girlfriend you built for Satnak has been kidnapped, The Breaker Prime is losing it.
Terrek - Satnak does awful things to Pun-pun, Serene gets rescued, perfect knight in mental armor gets the girl routine.
Kithle - True but I share an entity with Satnak and it's been playing Kindom Hearts 2.
Terrek - Well then what's the plan
OORampant : I wasn't gonna do it!
Kithle - You lie!
OORampant - Come on it would be totally cool.
Kithle - Yeah it - WAIT A MINUTE, GET IT AWAY FROM THE KEYBOOARD Terrek.
Terrek - Got ya.
OORampant - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Terra: *huff* Holy *pant* crap...
Lisa: *pant* No *gasp* kidding...
Terra: That *huff* was awesome...
Lisa: I *pant* didn't know *pant* I could do that...
Terra: I did...
Lisa: Wanna go again once we catch our breath?
Terra: Absolutely.
Lisa: Last one to the other side of the lake makes lunch.
Terra: You're on.
OOcat: Hmm. A method that takes place during running……give me a minute………………
Silver: You see where I'm coming from. :bored:
OOC: "They say that the average male humans think about sex every 6 seconds. That's nonsense. They aren't thinking when they do that."
Volrath seems to sieze up as he is about to attack.
Nalfien: What now.
Volrath: Epathetic link again. Trying to stop several bodily funtions.
Nalfien: Several?
Volrath: I have tentacles remember.
Nalfien: Eww.
OOKaizer: Actually, I mean't that they were swimming.
OOcat: Ooooooh! That's even better!
OOKaizer: Isn't it though? Especially with the tentacles and all...
Silver: Damnit! Don't encourage him!
OOKaizer & OOcat: :D :devil:
OOKaiser: Well, better get them moving to……… :blink: …………… :confused: What am I doing at a Nintendo convention?
OOcat: You do list your location as Hyrule.
OOKaiser: So…………………………what do we do here?
Just then Silver comes up to them dressed in a Princess Zelda outfit.
Silver: I am going to figure out a way to kill you.
OOKaiser: Um, okay…
A Satnak clone leaps out form behind some booths wearing Samus armor.
OOKaiser: :confused: :eek: LIVE SMASH BROS.?!
OOcat: With some additions.
Pika-man: PIIIIIIKKKKKAAAAAAAAA!!!!
OOKaizer: SWEEEEEEETT!!!! I call Link!!
- poof* Kaizer is now dressed in a green tunic with 4 dozen pockets of holding.
OOKaizer: :w00t: ness!! I am the ultimate Nintendo Badass!!!
Silver: Who's Ganondorf, then?
Just then, OOUrial runs by dressed as Ganondorf.
OOUrial: NOOOOOO!!! GET IT OFF ME!!!
Terrek: Ok, I’ve got an idea. It’s actually horrendously complicated, though it sounds simple enough. We’ll have to figure out some way to move the battle to my plane, preferably mid-combat in order to disorient Pun-Pun.
Kilthe: What good will that do?
Terrek: *sigh* I control every aspect of my realm, hence, Pun-Pun only has as much power as I allow him to have there; same with everyone/thing else. We transport Satnak and Pun-Pun there and I severely cap Pun-Pun’s powers without limiting Satnak’s then sit back and watch as she beats the crap out of him. The biggest problem that we have is getting them there. I’ll have to break all kinds of theoretical physics to strip Pun-Pun of his powers during the transport and the only way we’ll be able to transport him is if he goes along willingly or unconscious; both of which are equally improbable. It shouldn’t be too hard to get Satnak to go along with it provided we leave out the detail that she only has as much power as I say she has there; I’m pretty sure that’d tick her off. So what do you think?
OORei: *sniff sniff* I smell Super Smash Bros...
- appears in the melee*
OORei: I call Roy!
OOC: I'll get to the rest of my side story later. Still fine tuning it.
OORampant - Sorry guys the Finale has been called already.
Kithle & Terrek - Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww :(
Kithle - I've been meaning to ask about this stack labled future plot lines
OORampant - :shifty: what about it? (anime sweatdrop)
Kithle - Why does it contain entries labled Serene Emblem Form, there's a reference to Someone called The Nobody a.k.a. ... WAIT, Nobody..Emblem Dammit what did we say about using KH2 for ideas.
OORampant - :eek: Please not again I just got out of there.
Kithle boots OORampant through a portal.
OOKaizer - PIck one.
OORampant - Dammit, Oh well Mewtwo it is.
Cutlass Redshirt #7 - Lord Pun-Pun
Pun-Pun - Yes minion
CR7 - um well is it really a good idea to **** off Satnak like that, I've seen her turn things inside out that shouldn't have insides. Khyber for example.
Pun-Pun - (with CR7's leg stuck in his teeth) I know this Satnak may seem powerful to you pathetic wastes of space, but she is as nothing to me.
Serene - You won't beat her.
Pun-Pun - And why not my succulent little morsel?
Serene - She's Satnak.
Serene - You won't beat her.
Pun-Pun - And why not my succulent little morsel?
Serene - She's Satnak.
OOUrial: Gah get it off me! *throws costume onto random passing nintendite* Must get new costume. *runs around the corner, and returns looking like a bipedal dragon*
OOKaizer: He wasn't even in Super Smash Bros.
OOUrial: It was anounced that for the new SS game there would be two new characters from the Metroid series. Do you honestly think that it won't include Samus' second most infamous rival? Who else would they choose?
OOKaizer: Mother Brain and a random Metroid. :P
OOUrial: Pika-man isn't exactly kosher either.
OOKaizer: Fine.
OOKaizer: *looks at Urial's reason for editing* Hey! All I said is that it's kosher, not koser! :P I can't help being a spelling/grammar nazi.
Gram'mar: Your orders, my lord?
OOKaizer: Stand down. He corrected his mistake. *fires an arrow*
Pika-Man: PIKAAAAAA!!! *lightning bolt*
OOKaizer: *Nayru's love* Ha-ha!
OOUrial: That wasn't in the game either!
OOKaizer: Since when are we following the game? *hook shot*
OOUrial: Oh hell...
WHAM!
OOUrial: Crap, crap, crap, crap! Almost back to the edge...
- hook shot*
OOUrial: Son of a-!
WHAM!
Announcer: K.O.!
OOKaizer: This is why I love Link. :devil:
WHAM!
OOKaizer: Son of a-!
Announcer: K.O.!
Silver: *dressed as Sheik* I told you I'd find a way to kill you. :P
WHAM!
Silver: I don't exist! How can you-!
Announcer: K.O.!
OORampant: And THAT is why it's called SUPER Smash Brothers.
OOcat: Actually…she meant she'd find a way to kill me.
OOKaizer: But you're not even competing.
OOcat: I know. :devil:
Jarlot - It says in my contract, I get to appear in every storyline. I wanna sue.
Reman - Well sorry captain, but their holding up their end.
Jarlot - What!!? Godsdammit this is it?! Come back here with that veiwer thingie, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Satnak - Serene...
Fluffy - Meow-ow (who cares about that *****)
Satnak - He took her and all I could do was writhe in the haze of my own pain.
Fluffy - *kitty head push* (good riddance)
Satnak - I'm going to get her back.
Fluffy - Meow (we don't need her)
Satnak - Serene I... I won't fail you again!
As Rampant :evillaugh something comes up behind him.
OORei: FLARE BLADE!
OORampant: OH SH*T!
- WHAM*
Announcer: KO!
OORei: I AM ALL POWERFUL! KNEEL BEFORE THE MIGHT OF ROY!
Satnak-clone: DIE MORTAL!
As she goes in for the kill, Roy flips over her and-
- WHAM*
OORei: MUHAHAHAHAHA-, ...where is the KO?
He looks down and sees a bomb that Satnak had placed.
OORei: :mad: ...I hate you.
- BOOM*
Announcer: DOUBLE KO!
Pika-man raises his arms in triumph.
All other characters respawn
Announcer: Life 2
OOurial: Plasma Breath!
OOkaizer: Light Arrow!
OOrei: Flare Blade!
OOrampant: Psychic!
Satnak: Wave Beam!
Silver: Din's Fire!
Announcer:*in a DEEP VOICE* OOOOOO Wasted.
Pika-man's life counter reads -497
OORei - Ha!
OORampant - OW! Eat Lightsaber Punk!
OOurial: :shocked: Mewtwo has a lightsaber. *feels a tap on his shoulder*
Satnak: My name is Samus Aran. You killed my father. Prepare to die!
OOurial: Maybe this wasn't the best character choice. :(
OOurial takes to the air.
Satnak: My name is Samus Aran! You killed my father! prepare to die!
Satnak's beam-arm shoots out multiple missles headed for OOurial.
OOurial: Stop saying that!
OOurial shoots breath weapon that destroys missles.
- WHAM*
OORei: SON OF A-
As he flies back, he lands on top of OOurial.
OORei: NOW I AM THE ULTIMATE DRAGON-RIDER!
OOUrial: ... GET OFF ME!
Attemps to throw Rei off, but fails.
OORei: Don't resist, I am all powerful!
Satnak charges him and fires off every beam that she has. Before they hit Rei grabs OOUrial and put him in front of him, and is blasted off screen.
OORei: DIE! FLARE BLADE!
- WHAM*
Announcer: KO!
OORei: MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!
OOKaizer: *from above* BANZAI!!!!
- WHAM*
Announcer: KO!
OOKaizer: You forget. Flare Blade hurts you as well. :P
OOKaizer: Why, again, are you going after me?
Silver: Because my entity isn't competing and you've been encouraging him.
OOKazier: Well, I...guess that's fair...
WHAM!
OOKaizer: Not again!
Announcer: K.O.!
Silver: MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
WHAM!
Silver: You've gotta be kidding me!
Announcer: K.O.!
OORampant: :devil:
OOCrystalforged: Finally, a game I know about. :devil: I call jigglypuff!
The battle suddenly stops, with several combatants literally falling out of mid-air, to stare blankly at Crystalforged.
OOKazier: You have played this game before right?
OOCrystalforged: Oh, yes, quite a bit.
OOKazier: ...You do know jigglypuff is the suckiest character in the game, right?
OOCrystalforged: Certainly, but this is one game which I am a master of, and I don't just want to KO you here. No, I want to bring SHAME upon you! :evillaugh
Everyone: :mymy:
OOKazier: Well, lets see if he can back it up. GET HIM!
OOurial, OOkaizer, OOrei, OOrampant, Satnak, and Silver jump OOCrystalforged.
OOCrystalforged: Jiiiiiiggleeeeeey-puff (lullaby)
OOKazier: Oh ****.
The others collapse into a heep on the floor.
OOCrystalforged: Awww... (rest)
Announcer: Sextuple KO!
OOKazier: Ok, you're good.
OOCrystalforged: :D Actually that was all luck. I'm pretty good but not THAT good. I actually went with Jigglypuff because all my favorite characters were already taken. Oh, and to introduce someone else...
Kanatash: (wearing a red baseball cap and carrying a baseball bat) PK FIRE!
Silver: IT BURNS!
Items begin falling from the sky.
OOCrystalforged: Wasn't this feature disabled before battle started?
OORei: The defaults reset when you entered. The rest of us are back at full lives now, too.
Satnak: Well, minus the ones he took out in three seconds...
OORei: Right.
OORampant: Wait. If we're back at full then, wouldn't that mean...
Pika-Man: *respawns* PIIIIIKAAAAA!!!!
- horrible death from eight directions*
Announcer: *DEEP VOICE* HOLY CRAP!
Pika-Man's life counter reads -739.
Silver: YES! I got a Heart Container! Back to full health!
WHAM!
Silver: :weep: But why?!
OOKaizer: *holding the DK hammer* Cheezy? You bet. But damn if it's not awesome. :devil:
Everyone: :mymy: :eek: RUN AWAY!
WHAM!
OORampant: Crap!
WHAM!
OORei: Son of a-!
WHAM!
Satnak: That is SO cheap!
WHAM!
Kanatash: Nooooo!
WHAM!
OOCrystalforged: Jigglyyyyyyyyyy-puuuuuufffff!!! *star shine in background*
Announcer: Sextuple K.O.!
OOKaizer: *hammer disappears* Wait. Only six? There were seven of you left...
OOUrial: *from behind* Indeed. :devil:
OOKaizer: *turns* Ummm...uncle?
OOUrial: Not likely. *Plasma Breath to the face*
OOKaizer: :weep: I was so close!
Announcer: K.O.!
OOUrial: I win! I am the greatest! I- *sees the bomb at his feet* -hate you so much. :mad:
- KABOOM*
OORampant - Not that this isn't fun, but Satnak Prime is pointing a finger at me so we need to get back to the story guys.
Everyone Else - All right... Wait a minute.
OORampant - Charge shot.
Announcer - GODDAM YOU BASTARD THAT WAS MY EYE!!
OORampant - Okay were done here. Chalky he's all yours.
Announcer - Jerks
Chalky - Jerked announcer is kinda bland, I like you guys in teriyaki.
Announcer - [SIZE=1]mommy[/SIZE]
Somewhere in Xendric. The ship has landed and a boxing ring has been set up. The square ring (OOC: Oxymoron anyone?) is surrounded on all sides by bleachers, with a boxed off section marked "ubers" with significantly more luxiourious seats. Redshirts fill the stands on one side while the skum and ubers fill the other side. Near the redshirt side Serene sits in triple reinforced, magicly enhanced, nigh impenitrible forcecage. Next to the ring Cabin Boy stands next to a bell and suspended in mid-air is a commentator's box, currenly occupied by Bunny and 13.
Bunny: Welcome ladies, gentlemen, and those to whom a gender is yet to be assigned to THE RUUUMBLE IN THE JUUUNGLE!
13: (turning away from mike) Oh, seriously that was just BAD, I mean was that ever corny... Couldn't you come up with something better?
Bunny: (also turning away from mike seeming annoyed) Of course I could but the stupid entity wants corny so I've gotta give corny.
OOCrystalforged: :waits: Move it along people.
Bunny: Yeah, yeah, (turning back to the mike) Here we have it folks the fight of the century! It's time to announce our competitors! (Eye of the Tiger plays in the background) :rolleye2: ANYwho, in the RED corner, the destroyer of continents and their remaker, the master of disaster, the queen of mean, the chille eating machine, the deicide, the current and undefeated holder of the title "most powerful being in Eberron", the one, the only, the Ultimate, SATNAK!!!
Satnak storms out from one side of the area, decked out in full battle regalia, her face covered in war paint. As she climbs into the ring an almost beastial roar tears out of her throat as a great cheer rises from the skum/uber sections.
Bunny: In the Blue corner, the newcome to our existance, king of all muchkins, self proclaimed lord of all existance, master of dieties, ruler of the redshirts, the Kobold Kid, the infinite, our challenger, PUN-PUN!!!
Pun-Pun stalks from the opposite side of the area, greeted by entusiastic cheers from the redshirt section. He is completely unarmed and his cloathing seem like simple peasant garb. However as he climbs onto the turnbuckle, he rips his shirt apart, Bruce Banner style, revealing muscles that would make a Mr. Universe contenstant cry. In fact they bulge so obsecenely that it is more than even some of the most hardened crew members can handle...
Kanatash: MY EYES! BY SANITY MY EYES! SOMEBODY GET ME A GHOST TOUCH WEAPON SO I CAN GOUGE THEM OUT!
Many would have been more than happy to fulfill his request had they not been far too occupied "revisiting" their morning meals.
OOCrystalforged: OK, that's a little extreme. (reduces the appearance[bolded to avoid confusion] of the muscles to something slightly less challenging to ones intestinal fortitude)
Pun-Pun: (glances icily at the entity)
OOCrystalforged: Don't try it on me bucko. You may be infinite but you still have nothing on me.
Pun-Pun: Hmph.
13: (cutting in) Now before the match we are going to have the STAREDOWN.
Bunny: We all know Satnak's focused gaze can ignite flamable objects and scare the pajezes out of anyone unfortunate to be caught in it. The newcomer however is a complete unknown in this area, should be intesting to see what the kid's got.
13: That's right Chuck.
Bunny: Don't call me Chuck.
Satnak and Pun-Pun stand in the center of the ring facing each other. A grim visage dominates Satnak's face while a cocky smirk adorns her opponent. Satnak's eyes narrow and the canvas floor of the ring at Pun-Pun's feet suddenly blackens and begins to release black smoke. At the sight of this Pun-Pun simple lets out a single, contemptful laugh and the smirk on his face widens. He brings a hand to his face and covers one of his eyes, the other eye focuses on the floor beneath Satnak. The floor instantly shifts from a solid to plasma, expanding explosively and breaking down the canvas to its constituant atoms. The explosion shoots up a cloud of smoke and shrapanel around Satnak. As it clears however Satnak stands, completely unharmed with a single eyebrow raised.
Bunny: Well, that was certainly impressive!
13: Quite true, but now it's time for the main event Chuck.
Bunny: That it is, and I told you to stop calling me Chuck.
Igor, the ref, shuffles to the center of the ring.
Igor: (looking at the combatants) Althright, I wanth a goodth cleanth mathch, noth novath, noth desthroyinth realtityth to killth your foeth, and noth beakingth fourth wall. FIGTH!
Satnak and Pun-Pun lock hands almost immediately, with Pun-Pun clearly holding his own despite his shorter stature.
Pun-Pun: You do realize you really have no chance, don't you?
Satnak: Keep talking dog boy, I've crushed ANTS bigger than you.
Pun-Pun: Bring it on then.
Satnak: Oh its on, its on like Donkey Kong.
Satnak freezes suddenly realizing how stupid what she just said was. She looks up at the sky
OOCrystalforged: :D (guilty smile)
Pun-Pun uses her momentary distraction to shove the two of them apart. Satnak rushes him again.
Bunny: Satnak comes out swinging with a left hook, but Pun-Pun dodges easily.
13: One of the advantages of having an infinite armor class via an infinite Dexterity score Chuck.
Bunny: (all in a friendly voice) Yes, she's going to have to try harder than that to take down THIS opponent, oh, and if you call me Chuck one more god**** time I'm going to go CHUCK NORRIS on your *** boy.
Satnak comes in for the attack one again and this time rather than dodging Pun-Pun simply catches her fist in one hand. Then with his other hand he delivers a backhand to Satnak's face which sends her flying backwards into the ropes. The ropes stretch with her impact like a rubber band before snapping back, sending Satnak flying at an impressive velocity back towards Pun-Pun. Or more specificly, her face direcly towards his now outstreched fist. The collision sends Satnak once again cartwheeling through the air to fall into a heep in one corner.
Bunny: Oooh, that one had to hurt!
13: She'll be feeling that one tomorrow Chuck.
Bunny: I told you, I, er, why, ARRRGH! :headexplo
(sound of violent maiming ensues)
Pun-pun stalks over to Satnak's form and grabs her by her throat. He begins to choak the life from her.
Pun-Pun: I will break you.
Suddenly, Cabin Boy rings the bell from the side.
Pun-Pun: (dropping Satnak) Hmph, saved by the bell.
Satnak, having crawled back to her corner, is being attended to by her cornerman, Micky.
Satnak: (eyes forced shut by massive black eyes) Cut me Mick, I can't see nothin'
Micky: First, its Micky, not Mick, and second how about a remove blindness spell followed up by plenty of cure spells. (casts spells) Better?
Satnak: (looking mostly healed) Sore as hell, but I can still give scale butt his comeuppens.
Back in the ring, Pun-Pun has run over towards the redshirt section of the crowd where he jumps onto the turnbuckle.
Pun-Pun: I am almighty, I am infinite, I am PUN-PUN! Puny attacks are shrugged from my shoulders like water!
Satnak: (coming suddenly from behind him) Shrug of THIS!
Satnak swings a folding chair at Pun-Pun's head with enough force to make the chair literaly wrap all the way around his head.
Satnak: +5 folding chair of concussions, *****.
To the crowd's amazement Pun-Pun BITES through the chair and it falls from his head. He simple smiles, seeming unharmed. He jumps back from Satnak and raises his hands in the air.
Pun-Pun: I'll see your folding chair of concussions and raise you (a small german automobile suddenly appear in his hands) a +12 Volkswagen of flattening!
Satnak: :bigeyes:
The car crashes down on Satnak, burying her beneath a mass of twisted metal. However the bell, once again sounds before Pun-Pun can do more. Satnak once again stumbles back to her corner.
Micky: I'm starting to suspect a pattern here...
Satnak - (i.h.h. idiot doesn't realize he's already 1/5 dead, necrocarnum is a beautiful thing)
Satnak begins the next round with a blinding barrage of energy lances.
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