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Silver grabs the mic.

Silver: Per special request: Something happening!

Four really high CR monsters appear out of portals and then sing in a barbershop quartet about how they're going to

kill everyone.

Crow: Never ask for something to happen around us.

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Another portal opens, and from it hundreds of demons begin to pour. they're all running as fast as their demonic

legs will carry them. and creaming things like " Tactical retreat!", " Women and children first", "W'ere all gonna Die!" and " Run away! runaway!". A blast of crackeling magical energy vaporises a group of demons as they leave the portal. another figure steps out.

his usualy black armour dripping in blood. his eyes burn with the joy of slaughter. black flames cover his very

form. Sa'vor: Didnt miss anything did i? *portal Closes. See's high CR monsters* hmmm... i

deal with them later. *flexes gauntleted hand* Im going demon hunting. * turns incopreal and drops through the

floor*

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Norbaz, in a white caterers outfit, stands before the spread for the reception, and

gets ready to wheel out the gargantuan cake.

Norbaz: All right then, I do believe this is some of my best work. Haven't done a

spread like this in a while. Now for a few finishing touches on the layout and it'll be perfect. Hey, where'd the

champaign fountain go?

In Captain Jarlot's room.

Jarlot: Sweet, a champaign fountain, this'll help me forget about Tifa in this situation and focus on

Aerith.

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Erk is carting a new champaign fountain up to the party. He makes use of the lesser-useds' corridors to avoid any

thefts this time. However, when he reaches the area that must be right under the stage he spots

Satnak setting up what must be a very complex array of some kind. Erk's god life

provides him just enough knowledge to deduce that it is a deific-energy projector, designed to pump up a being;s

power, but which would therefore render them brainless. It's aimed at the ceiling above. Yet this isn't the

Satnak of this world: this one has obviously never had a deicide arm, nor is she

tattooed.

Also, she's scantly clad.

Alt-Satnak (talking to herself): Soon, I will be the only

Satnak left, and I will be ALL POWERFULL! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Erk (i.h.): *Wow, Igor would be proud of her. Better not try anything: if she's that

dumb her power level's probably broken the ceiling.* :looloo:

Alt-Satnak turns around.

Alt-Satnak: Oh, it's just you, Erk. Leave me alone.

Satnak is very busy.

Erk (i.h.): (anime sweat drop) *Luckily she thinks I'm still a dumb minotaur. Just got to back away slowly……don't

think too loud in case she has—*

Alt-Satnak's ears twitch once.

Erk (i.h.): :help:

A blast of something familiar slams into him. He crashes through two walls before coming to rest in what must be

Caralot's room. Alt-Satnak stides over to stand above

him, mondo-villain styles.

Erk: Deific power……*wheeze, cough*……That must mean you're…And why Satnak is got so

powerful so fast…

Alt-Satnak looks him over hungrily.

Alt-Satnak: Hmmm, I don't think I'll kill you. :drool: I have a much better idea.

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"OBJECTION! The Satnak we know now cannot be the original

Satnak brought here! My proof.. This recording!" Allen shouts, pointing dramatically

at the air, his voice carrying all throughout the room. He then plays the recording. "I think they're done actualy but we still have the hardest part ahead since we still need to find somebody to weild

it. (Sa'avor) Yes that is a problem. He needs to be perfectly sane, willing, an exemplar of the mortal spirit, and have lost their

left arm fighting for someone they love. Thats a tough bill to fit... By the deraged lords, I just had a brilliant

thought. (telekinetically grabs two redshirts) You, go find Kithle and tell him I have

found someone to wield his superweapon. You, go tell Kelter to come here and bring his helm of Absolute Opposition

with him. (Kanatash)" The recording says. "From this evidence, and the fact that the original Satnak brought here was turning

into a raging mindless destructive machine, there is only one solution.. Somewhere along the line, our

Satnak was switched with this one from another dimension!" Allen shouts, dramatic

music now being played.

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Beryl useing her ablity to see through the eyes of Red Shirts is Really ******!

Beryl: How dare that Solor B*tch Bring my old body back to Life! Chibi-Balor Put both

of them on top of my arch-enemy list.

Chibi-Balor Yes mistress

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two demons are talking to Liam. whos giving them an interview on the subject of Sa'vor.

Liam: so, whens the first time you met Mr.D'vol?

Demon 1: well, it was two days ago. he just appeared in the centre of our horde and well... the blood bath began.

Demon 2: yeah. i mean, we demons we're normally sadistic maniacs. but this guy. dear lord, some of the ways he

killed so many of us will give me nightmares for all time. Like this one time, he grabbed our friend bob...

Demon 1: poor poor stupid bob.

Demon 2: and he ripped out his skull and used it to beat him to death.

Liam: he used bobs own skull to kill bob? that doesnt seem physicaly possible

Demon 2: i know, thats what bob was screaming the whole time... well... intil his head caved.

Demon 1: it was a blood bath. we didnt stand a chance. the whole time, even as blood was spraying in his face he was

just laughing or smiling evily. he didnt even use his magic much. he just used his bare hands or even that accursed

mindblade.

Liam: i see.... so, your saying he was slightly unbalanced at that time?

Demon 1: unbalanced? that mans psycotic. he's part demon and he kills his own kind!

Demon 2: yeah, but he's also part dragon, and a vampire, and an elf. and probably a few more templates added on to

that.

Liam: thank you gentlemen. i've gathered enough notes now.

The demons leave the room, they here a slight creak from the floorboards. the turn to see nothing. they turn back around to see Sa'vor standing there.

Sa'vor: boo

The Demons scream and run. Sa'vor laughs and watches.

Sa'vor: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6 , 5 , 4 , 3 , 2 .. 1 ... 0

an explosion sounds from further down the ship. Sa'vor goes off to hunt more demons.

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Volrath walks up to Terra Volrath: It'll never work between you and Lisa. Terra: What are you talking about? It has been working for a while. Volrath: She still doesn't even know where the flowers come from. She is unaware of

the depths of evil and deprevity you are willing to sink to. She hasn't met the real you. Terra: Yes she has. I've told her everything about me and she has excepted everything. Volrath: Lots of people can except things they've heard, all buttered up. Very few

however could ever stand to actually see things like what you've done. You are too different, just like

Aerith and Cool Cthulhu . Terra: She is a Deva and he's a horrible creature from beyond the stars Volrath: But he was nice and wouldn't hurt anyone. He's a monster on the outside. You

are one within.

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Satnak - I feel Loved again. :cloud9: Although Precisely how was I not a mindless

destructive machine there for a bit?

Kithle gets up to the mic.

Kithle - You still owe me for smashing up my arm graft!!!

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13 gets up to the mic.

13: I hate to say this, but I have to be honest: Satnak is one of the least terrifying

people I have ever met. Yeah, sure, she'll blow you up. But where's the subtlety?

Satnak disintegrates him with a stare. Yet when the mic falls down next to the pile of

ash it speaks.

13: Love me, babe. :inlove:

Silver (leaning over to Satnak): I think it's developed a crush on you.

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Satnak - I'm not ino masochists.

Lisa - Yeah you have a thing for berzerkers.

Satnak - Oh hi, Terra get you bent back into shape?

Lisa -  :embarrass for now.

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Volrath stumbles up to the mic. He has a dazed expression on his face. Everyone

groans. Volrath: *hic* Satnak has attempted to destroy more BBEGs

and story arcs than I care to mention. Not to say that is a bad *hic* thing. We owe quite a lot to her. Most of the

situations Sa'vor probably would have got us out of, but

Satnak did so with far *hic* higher casualties on the enemy side. Without her *hic* we

would have had far less carnage and chaos. Thank you for everything Satnak. *passes

out*

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The ash pile that was once 13 sidles up to Silver.

13: Psst!

Silver: I'm not helping you out on this.

13: No, that's not why I said it!

Silver: Well then why did you?

13: I want to join you.

Crow: Define "join".

13: Become an entity of non-existance.

Silver and Crow: :OMG!

13: No, seriously, I was considering it way back when I was filled with the screams of the tormented.

Crow: But you don't have that now.

13: And because of that I have no reason to exist. It was the only thing holding me together. This me only exists

in a quasi-state because I still have a few things left to express before I go. I figure non-existance is better

than any afterlife that I might have to go through.

Silver and Crow: OHYEAH!

13: So, that act was my job application. Do I have what it takes?

Crow: You deliberately ****** off Satnak……:thumbsup:

Silver: You expressed love that was obviously insane……:thumbsup:

13: :w00t:

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Kanatash approaches the mic next. Most of the Redshirts and some of the scum in the audience begin to murmer and

shift nervously.

redshirt 1: (whispering) You think he's going to try and drive us all crazy?

redshirt 2: (from a pedastal of experience having been on the ship a whole week longer than redshirt 1) Probably

not. He doesn't want to tick of Satnack by ruining the ceremony like that. Of course that just means he won't do

it on purpose, he might still do it by accident.

Kanatsh: (speaking above the whispers) As I'm sure most of you know I had a major role in the bringing of

Satnak to this ship. I was one of the primary contributers to

Kithle's project to construct the deicide arm and in fact it is highly unlikely that

the project could have moved forward without one such as I who is capable of comprehending all the prefect madness

of Xoriat. In fact much of this crew would be lost without my-

He is cut of suddenly by a sharp slap to his shins. He looks down to see Death Paper at his feet.

Terra: (calling out from the back of the room) MONOLOUGING!

Kanatash: Hmm, that anime **** must be affecting me more than I thought. Now I digress, let me return to the

subject of Satnak. It was my use of Kelter's Helm of Absolute Opposition that

origionally brought Satnak into this world - No Death Paper, that won't be neccessary, I have it under control now - Now I know there is a certain amount of controversy

that has cropped up about whether the Satnak we are here to honor today is the original

created from the helm or not. Personally I don't know for certain, but I had always assumed the helm acted to

transport from her universe to ours rather than actually create her from scratch or perhaps the helm somehow brought

her universe into being at the same time she was created. I don't know and don't care. However I must question how

well the helm functioned in the first place considering the penchant Satnak has shown

towards violence and mayhem so similar to that wreaked by yours truely. I suppose at this point I have rambled long

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Levy - That was beautiful sniff...:weep: .

Satnak - Uh huh  :rolleye2:

Lisa - uuuuh... :confused:

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Norbaz: Alright, food set up, gotta grab the mic before its off.

Deftly the half giant assassin cooky pulls off his caterers outfit to reveal a stately tuxedo beneath. Slowly he approaches the mic and begins an operatic ballad in Giant.

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Silver: :confused: Are you doing that?

Crow: No. :raincloud

13: I haven't even learned how to reform myself.

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Kanatash: Oh yes, by the way I have a little gift for you as well, Satnak. (hands her a small box) Don't worry, I swear by the deranged lords that I didn't actively try to make it drive you insane. I can't promise that I didn't do something accidentally however.

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Levy - Nice kid.

Satnak - Eh, yeah a little loopy, but then nobody interesting was ever sane.

Kanatash - I resent being referred to as a kid.

Levy - Expose the core of a planet with a kick, and we'll talk.

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Sa'vor, after cleaning himself up a bit appraoches Satnak

with a box.

Sa'vor: well, bieng one of the people whom helped gather the ingredients for the deicide

arm which ultimatly led to you being brought here.. i'd just like to congratulate you. you've truly exceeded any

amount of chaos and destruction i could of wrought in a life time. also. i'd like to thank you, for all you've

helped us through. without your help i'd most probably be dead, we'd all be dead. and now i present you with this

gift. *hands her the box*

Satnak opens it, within is a perfect sapphire, about the size of her fist. it glows

gently.

Sa'vor: *smiles* its an artifact i've been making. i havnt given it a name yet, though i

was hopeing you would name it yourself. as long as its in your possession it will enhance all your atributes to

three times their current levels. as well as expanding your abilties it can be used as a conduit for your powers.

theres no need to worry about anyone stealing it either, its keyed to you alone. and if it is stolen from you, speak

the command word and it'll return to your hands. oh, and the command word can be reset by you, though the current

one is the elven word for soul.

Sa'vor turns and vanishes into the shadows once more...

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Norbaz: I'd like to start out by saying, marriage is a beautiful thing. There is

nothing better than when two people who love each other come together. *clears throat*

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH DAAARUUUUUUUUUUUU CON MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUREEY CLAVU SO MAAAA

TIIIIIIROOOOOONEEEEE

The half giant begins belting out an opera.

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With a Poof Beryl appears and takes the Mic away from the half giant.

Beryl : Ok I'm just covering bases, I've never really had a problem with

Satnak and I don't think she has a problem with me... in fact I think I've only really

delt with her is a girls only poker games. And lest she pays up unlike some overly good person I shall not name...

Aerith : I'd pay up if you did want me to pay you in the souls of inoccent!

Beryl : Bah! Any speaking of overly good poeple, I think you have an Alt of Tifa to kill

Satnak.

Satnak I tried when she showed up but the captain said I could not kill her as long as

he is getting to use his Rod of Lordy Might!  :rolleyes:

Beryl : Well I have get back before Chibi-Balor is killed by that damn Pally and her

flunkies

Poof out.

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Terra and Lisa walk up to the mic.

Terra: Right, I figured I needed to say a few words. I'd like to start by saying THIS IS

ALL SAKURA'S FA-mmmph!

Lisa has clamped her hand over Terra's mouth and taken the

mic.

Lisa: Sorry about that. What she meant to say is that both of us greatly appreciate what

Satnak has done, having saved both our lives more than once. We are very happy for her

achievement, and hope to continue working with her in the future.

Terra has calmed down, Lisa returns the mic.

Terra: I'm really tired of that... Ok, like she said, congratulations to

Satnak. Despite a rocky start, I am eternally grateful you're not my enemy.

• they raise their glasses*

Terra: Now, on to my long and tedious speech about how I'm so much prettier and more

powerful than Sakura. Firs-mmmph!

Lisa has recovered Terra's mouth.

Lisa: Right, we'll be going now.

Drags her off stage.

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Nalfein nervously walks up to the mic.

Nalfein: *ahem* (slightly whiny)...Satnak's mean to me!

She hits me all the time!

Random Redshirt 1: YOU SUCK!

Nalfein: *glare of doom* FIREBALL OF VENGEANCE!

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Random Redshirt 2: (looking at smoldering ashes) There goes a stupid, stupid man...

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Acanthi: Every one stops fighting NOW! We are all a family…

Chibi-Balor (is currently in Full Balor form using a table as a makeshift tower shield): I’m not… I’m just A Cleric

of Beryl; Mistress I could use your Help?

Poof Beryl comes back from the party

Beryl: Stop Now! I have had enough…Damn I forgot to congratulate

Terra and Lisa on there pending wedding.

P/Y/R: Ohh Can we throw them a party? I want to see Volrath jump out of a cake!

Beryl: Only if we hurry up with this little trip.

Assia: Lisa? Lisa Hopeforge… Red head Paladin of the Silver

Flame?

Beryl: Yep, now I have to…

Assia: Tifa, please tell me where she is, I haven’t seen her since we shared that room in paladin training camp.

Beryl: Beryl now, she on the Air ship Forgotten Freedom.

Assia: Beryl why did you change your name to that… the Forgotten Freedom, but that a

wretched Hive of villain and scum. Quickly To the MY ship the Hope Forge we must rescue the beloved princess

Myra & Tyla: Woo Quest Time!

Assia, Myra & Tyla rush out the house and off to ‘save’ the day.

Beryl: Well that got rid of them… I’d love to see what Terra

face when they ‘save’ he though. Any way I’ll have to put off officially dropping from the house… and have to get

going now…

Acanthi: Where we going? And why did you change your name to Beryl… I like

Beryl better but why?

P/Y/R: You forgot about her didn’t you?

Beryl: yes… I changed my name because I changed my self. I am now

Beryl Demonic Baroness of Red shirt, Alcohol and the Chaos that is the Forgotten Freedom

in general! Any way we are going in to the depths of khyber to we can find a prision if one of the Rajah and drain

it of its power!

Acanthi: Why?

P/Y/R: Because…

Acanthi: Ok, I’ll go get my stuff.

Chibi-Balor: You can’t really want her to come with.

Beryl: Yes, I can’t have her roaming around by her self… plus she may be so some use she

has some sort of weird powers.

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Levy - Ok guys time for the main event, Have the waiters finished passing out hardhats?

SC Commander - (from under a hardhat) Squeak

Levy - Satnak put the crystal in pile with the other gifts.

Satnak - Damn.

Levy - Rixle, Telfon!

Que the dramatic tension building music.

Rixle, and Telfon materialize at opposite ends of the deck and approach Satnak. Their

formal robes are great fantastic affairs done all in black and white. Telfon is wearing battle-gauntlets, and

holding something in his hands, but its covered. When they reach Satnak, she stands. The music cuts off suddenly, deathpaper slipped out from under his hard hat and smacked Devon.

Telfon - I hold the mark of the Breaker Prime, Who can bear it with wrath, pride, and clarity?

Rixle - (pointing at Satnak) This one has battled dieties, primevals, and defeated even

the great serpent in battle.

Telfon - What of Pride and clarity?

Rixle - She has never onced been ashamed of her nature, never once betrayed a friend, never once backed down from

any fight.

Telfon - What of clarity?

Rixle - She has stood the test of self.

Telfon - Then Bear the Mark of the Destroyer, and let all tremble before your might.

Telfon raises his left hand and launches an open palm strike straight down on Satnak's

brow. The shock to reality is felt the world over.

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Krozan - What did those lunatics do now?

Boranel - No one invited me to the party :weep:

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Rixle and Telfon withdraw, Satnak's fore head now bears a shattered planet Tatoo.

Levy - Well Satnak, its go time :cool:

Satnak - Lets Rock :cool:

Lisa - Whats going on?

Rixle - (grabbing hard hat) its sort of a tradition valedictorian vs their primary teacher's opposite.

Satnak Trained breaker, so she fights the berzerker queen. One round, first blood.

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Volrath is just waking up. Volrath: Wow what was in that stuff? His head clears up, to the point where he can hear again. Rixle: ...to the first blood Volrath: Yes the blood of either one would help greatly. :schemes: Muridin runs over and smashes Volrath on the head full force with his hammer.

Volrath head caves. Blood splatters everywhere. The blood rushes back together atop

Volrath's neck. It reforms into his head. Volrath: What did you do that for? Muridin: Terra say no plotting. Volrath: but- Muridin: No! Volrath:  :bigeyes: Muridin: No. :noway: Volrath:  :weep:

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Satnak - Clear the deck.

Everyone gets to a possibly survivable distance.

No time is wasted as soon as the stragglers are out of the way bamamboomfoomblamsmackcrash.

The two are compltely immersed in the fight extremitites blurring to invisibility.

Levy - HHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR

Satnak - Bloody Mol she's gonna kill me. :eek:

Satnak manges to get out of the way before the punch lands but gets tripped up by a

kick.

Satnak - Ooof I'm gonna feel that in the morning. Here comes the axe kick. *blink out*

Levy - I hate that shirt.

Satnak - *Blinks in above Levy.* Hah

Levy - Nice try. *flip*

Satnak - *blink out*

Levy - Huh?

A hand rises up from below deck and grabs Levy through the floor.

Levy - I really hate that shirt.

Satnak launches a swift barrage of Kicks and claw attacks.

Levy -  :eek: (i.h.h. She's melded claws to draw blood with a single strike. Smart.)

Levy sets a shield up. Satnak smashes it without even slowing down.

Levy - (i.h.h. mental facepalm, breaker prime you idiot)

Satnak - *feignts and lunges* got ya Levy

Levy - good job now about some oxygen

Satnak is holding Levy up by the neck.

Satnak - just a sec, *backhand*

The real Levy jumps back to avoid Satnak's attack.

Levy - I see your not gonna fall for that old trick.

Satnak - Well you did.

Satnak Vanishes as an acidic claw strikes through the wall at

Levy.

Levy - Did I mention I hate that shirt. Screw this HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Satnak - Run awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy !!!!

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Terra - Ok I felt that something bad just happened.

Telfon - Yes.

Terra - Levy just entered her rage didn't she.

Rixle - Yep

Terra - Theres nothing to do, but start praying is there.

Lisa - Way ahead of you.

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Satnak - Bloody mol mol mol mol mol mol!!! Run away!

Levy - Lets get a little altitude.

Levy rises to the sky and sends down a tempest of psionic attacks upon

Satnak, and most of the surrounding countryside.

Satnak - *****HIT*****HIT*****HIT *blink out*

Levy - I really hate that bloody shir- oof Satnak blinks in below Levy and kicks her stomach.

Satnak - Your getting slow.

Levy releases a barrage of tangling ectoplasm.

Satnak - I'm stuck,... well crap.

Levy ducks in close and launches a crystal storm.

Satnak Manifests ORB HAMMER

The crystals are hurled back upon the stunned Levy, between surprise and the eefects of

the orb hammer She doesn't have time to dodge completely.

Several shards slice accros her skin and trail thin red lines.

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Rixle - WTF!?

Telfon - Thats a new trick.

Micheal - She used us as gineau pigs!

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Satnak - You gonna let me down now?

Levy - Nah

Levy floats back to the FF still holding Satnak upside down

in the ectoplasm that managed to survive the orb hammer.

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