Forgotten Freedom:99
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Danyels and Jack (The 2 Booze paraelementals in disguise I mentoned a while back ) Founders of the Forgoten freadom Temperence Leage and Sasparila Club, curently looking to recrut children to an unspecifyed plan againgst erik's place using soft drinks laced with illegal narcotics.
Kanatash: (appearing from nowhere) Slight flaw in that plan boys.
Danyels: SWEET BUD! Where did you come from?!
Kanatash: Nowhere. Since before my entity wrote me into to existance just now I did not, as such, exist.
Danyels and Jack: :uh-huh:
Jack: Wha, how...
Kanatash: I just came out of head. (points behind him)
OOCrystalforged appears for a behind Kanatash in a puff of smoke, waves at the elementals, and dissipears again.
Danyels: I've got no idea whats going on here.
Kanatash: What I was trying to say is that your plan to put illegal narcotics in the drinks at Erk's place won't work.
Jack: And why not?
Kanatash: What do you think they've been spiking their drinks with BEFORE now? Hell, if you manage to actually slip something really GOOD in there they'll probably drink MORE.
Danyels: ...
Jack: ...****.
Kanatash: And now that my bussiness is concluded with you I will summon my associate, OH MURDAIN!
Jack and Danyels: :eek: RUN AWAY! (flees in terror)
Kanatash: (Murdain does not appear) **** those guys are easy to mess with.
Disarray - You tried to kill me, itchy.
Roosevelt - yep :D
Disarray - That is so adorable, itchy. *HUG*
Roosevelt - Let go you crazy witch. You're getting itch all over me.
Satnak - Serene, a little warning my friends from school are a little wild. Alot of them don't realize how fragile most humanoids really are. Disarray is a prime example, Dis was Born on the island when Forbes had just started construction. s/he grew up amongst the workers and teachers as they were putting the place together, s/he's been hanging around the strongest and the wierdest since day 1. Dis is about as gentle as a rockslide, be careful, i don't want to see you tossed through a building as part of one of he/r experiments, or crushed by a flying tackle hug.
Serene - All right i'll be cautious, now where were we :D
Satnak - Robrands had sent you a meal gift.
Serene - Meal gift?
Satnak - I think thats what it is, is it not customary to bring a gift when one partakes of another's food. Likely the custom is a little different here, I was begining to think that the rules in this case were different, turns out the timing is the only thing thats changed.
Serene - Maybe its a custom from his home? (i.h.h. is she serious or is she trying to ignore him)
Satnak - Maybe? who cares we have better things to do -Hugs Serene- (i.h.h. I'm gonna have to deal with Robrands, she'll worry if he just disapears I'm gonna have to talk the little runt down uhg)
Robrands - Why is my spine tingling? Oh well back to the planning.
Robrands is writing/drawing in a book labled "plans for winning her heart"
OOGladius: Imploded a city block with a hammer, eh? Liam, we're going to meet this guy!
Liam: *sigh* I'm a bit busy, now. I'm in the middle of class, if you hadn't noticed
The campers are staring at OOGladius.
OOGladius: Um... Continue, please. Don't mind me, I'm from the other side of non-existance.
Liam: Now, let's look at what we have. Windmill, water wheel, water wheel, windmill, take that to Silver, windmill, windmill, water wheel, water wheel. Okay, if you made a windmill or a water wheel, you pass the challenge and are dismissed.
Most of the class leaves, with only Griswald and antother camper remaining.
Liam: I should have figured. What did you make?
Griswald: A ballista.
Liam: Expected. What's greased?
Griswald: All moving parts, and the track where the bolt rests.
Liam: Okay. It's good. Get going.
Other Camper: What about mine?
Liam: What's your name?
Camper: Gabriel.
Liam: Okay. Didn't I tell you to show that to Silver?
Gabriel: Oh, yeah. See ya.
Sa'vor stood before a gathered class of campers, within him the fires of his rage had died out after almost an hour of ploting. now all that flowed within his veins was calm. Sa'vor exaimined the campers before him, all of them where not particularly enthusiastic about this lesson or where crude bullies, Sa'vor sighed. it looked like it would be more difficult than anticipated to teach these people how to fight.
Sa'vor: No doubt you've all seen Satnaks combat style yes?
( they nod)
Sa'vor: Good. What do you know of combat?
Random camper: its violent?
Another Random camper: Its a vicious and brutal engagment of violent tendencies?
Sa'vor: Both true, But Combat: Fighting; warfare are all the same thing but on different scales. to understand warfare on a personal level is to understand the poetry of the blade, the perfection of the stances, the pure beauty of destruction. It is true that brutal combatants often seem the most deadly, with ferocious attacks and impossible strength, But equaly deadly is the graceful lightfooted combatant. It will be my purpose in these classes to teach you my style of combat so that in future conflicts you are prepared for what awaits you.
Sa'vor manifested his Mind blade in the form of a Kama.
Sa'vor: your objective today will be to learn the following stances by heart, at the end of the lesson i will pit you against each other in the arena. The aim will be to kill your opponent, i will award you points for style and inventiveness. points will be deducted for any use of magic within the arena.
a camper raises his hand,
Sa'vor: Yes?
Camper: isnt the aim to learn? We cant learn if we die
Sa'vor: *evil smile* then you better not die.
Chalky - IF i work thi itch powder into a glue/paint bomb the target will scratch and spread the glue...(insert maniacle laughter)
Robrands - Mr. Kithlemin I understand that the going ons of this ship are your perview.
Kithle - That depends on what's in it for me.
Robrands - Of course, this is a list of the campers' various weaknesses and fears, notice that nemisis has a marked aversion to high places. An enterprising jerk could do horrible things.
Kithle - Ok what do you want in exchange?
Robrands - Who is Serene getting her items from, more specifically who is my romantic rival?
Kithle - (i.h.h. how do I use this to get my plaque back? of course ... with the truth :D ) Serene recieved the bracelet gem, and her sword from Satnak the breaker prime, and you have no romantic rival (i.h.h. since for you to have a rival you would have to be competing which you aren't Satnak "won" well before you came along). Now get out.
Nemisis - Hehe thanks for helping me help this punk dig his own grave, thelook on his face is gonna be priceless.
Kithle - I owe Kanatash a few favors, oh speaking of priceless looks. *teleport circle*
Kithle - Welcome to Needle Peak, bye *teleport*
Nemisis - :eek:
Kithle - when do I get my plaque back? :mad:
- Later*
Sa'vor moved through the dark streets, his cloak drawn around him and his hood pulled far over his face, leaving only pools of inky blackness. Sa'vor ghosted over the ground beneath him, moving like a wraith. Silent. Sa'vor watched the person he was shadowing, He knew that he would be extremely obvious. of course it was all part of the plan. The Cloaked figure he was shadowing went down an ally near a construction site, Perfect. Sa'vor moved in, Manifesting a Kama in each hand. The cloaked figure turned to face him, drawing a long sword marked with a symbol of the Silver flame.
Rothren: Have at you Rogue! by the flames of silver and the will of the prophecy you shalt be slain
Sa'vor smirked evilly and lowered his hood. he put on a defensive stance, awaiting the first attack. Rothren lunged forwards, Sa’vor parried effortlessly and both began to circle each other. Sa’vor attempted an uppercut on Rothren who sidestepped and caused a glancing blow against Sa’vors side. Sa’vor Retaliated with a quick succession of speedy attacks before once again going on the defensive. Rothren Feigned to the left, and struck right. Scoring a glancing blow on Sa’vors left arm, By now both combatants had minor wounds. Sa’vor began a series of elegant attacks, moving with the grace of a Harlequin. Diving, Dodging, weaving, every third blow struck his hampered opponent. Rothren Made a Ferocious attack against the dancing figure, whom faded into the shadows. Only to reappear and strike with renewed intensity. Rothren pulled himself together , and focused his will. He began to drive Sa’vor back with blow after blow, soon Sa’vor was forced back onto the defensive. Rothren stepped away from him and silver flames coursed along his blade, Sa’vors eyes (Now green since his soul was returned) widened in fear.
Rothren: Not so tough now are …
Unfortunately for the paladin his remark was cut short by a large masonry block crushing him. Sa’vor chuckled to himself. Didn’t even see it coming. Sa’vor Drew his hood over his face once again and disappeared into the darkness.
Sa’vor: (I.h.h) One down…
Bunny: Roosevelt = Construct = not possible.
OOcat: Are we really going to care about rules at this point?
NJ26: HEY! When are we going to do something?!
OOcat: Genius doesn't work on a time-table.
Danyels: "We need a plan." Jack: "We have a plan." produces a damp beer mat on witch has been written Arive on the Forgotten fredom ? ? ? Stop them drinking, saving the plane of booze. Danyels: "we need a better plan." Jack: We need some Glass Levels, show some bottle before its Last orders for us." Danyels: "Are you draft? Were sentient vats of flamable intoxicants, we go anywhere theres fire or mouths we may as well tap our own kegs." Jack: "Ok ok dont pop your cork bud, why dont we spike the sasparilla? Kids get adicted and they stay off the hooch." Danyels "You have all the head of a cup of mead-" Jack "no need to be brewed." Danyels "Cork it. I just had a sparking idea. why dont we spike the sasparilla, give it a catchy name and serve on the rocks ? Kids get adicted and they stay off the hooch, we can call it Cnota-Cola See this is why Im in charge and your just a chaser.
OOC Eled: The events and activitys represented in this post in no way reflect any activity of any corprations in existance or not, past present or future. And we thank the Coca-cola company for there understanding and legal restraint.
Robrands - Nemisis was wrong, those were gifts from her friend Satnak, what a brutish monster like her and a Lady of true grace like Serene have in common I'll never know.
Ernest - Well then whats your next move?
Robrands - Flowers of course.
Serene - This is getting out of hand, I better find Robrands before Satnak does.
Satnak - YOU!
Robrands - What is your business here?
Satnak - I want you to lay off Serene.
Robrands - What ever do y-hgk
Satnak has picked him up by the neck.
Satnak - Leave her alone, you little weasel, that sword means she's with me so step off little boy. *drop*
Robrand - *thud*
Ernest - Burned :D
Jarlot: Good evening campers.
Robrand: Hey, there's only about half of us left.
Piffany: [SIZE=1]That's so sad...[/SIZE]
Jarlot: HEY! SHUT IT YOU LITTLE *****!
Ernest: Heh, Jarlot-burn.
Redshirt X: My name will be left unrevealed. I am appearing to you by way of an illusion spell. My actually position is also going to be left unrevealed, but know this. I will help you to survive your time on this ship. My heartfelt number one rule is: GET OFF AS SOON AS YOU CAN.
SFXdemon: scritch, scritch
- The students studiously take down notes.*
Redshirt X: Alright, I'll begin with general survival skills. Number One: Always be prepared to run. There is no shame in surviving. Against 99% of the crew, you've got so small a chance of winning that you will die every time, if you fight. Dimension Door spells, Coward's Pearls, Spider Climb, Obscuring mist, Teleport, Dimension leap, Expeditious Retreat, Rope Trick, Teleport without Error, Fly, Overland Flight, Invisibility, Greater Invisibility, Rings of Invisibility, Ethereal Jaunt, Astral Projection, Freedom of Movement is extremely useful; pretty much any movement orientated spell is worthwhile. Most of the crew believes that such spells are sissy, and only useful for getting into combat. They are very wrong. They are also lazy and never prepare any spell that is "utilitarian" like See Invisibility. Grease, Web, Wall of Iron, Wall of Stone, Wall of Force, even Gust of Wind, and any spell which doesn't affect the target's mind that stops them from getting to you are beautiful things. Things that give the target a chance to shake off the effect are to be avoided. Those on the ship tend to be very good at dispelling those effects. All the spells mentioned are freely available at the Library.
Girl 1 So, charm and dominate spells are out of the question?
Redshirt X: Pretty much. Number two: How to tell if someone is following you with the intent of hurting you or blackmailing you...
After allowing the campers time to hide Volrath enters the lowwer deck hallways.
Volrath: Here I come!
A young dwarf jumps out of a nearby shadow weilding a keen vopral scimitar. He gets lucky and slices Volrath's head clean off.
dwarf: I have defeated him. I win!
Volrath's ears begin to grow at an incredible rate. Once they reach two feet long each they begin flapping. Volrath's head climbs in the air until it is at eye level with the horrified dwarf.
Volrath: Not quite. :D
dwarf: Eeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyy
The dwarf turns around and starts to run, but is cut short. Volrath's hair stretches into gigantic tendrils. They rap around the poor dwarf and slice him to pieces.
Volrath: *As he reattaches his head.* This is gonna be fun.
Liam: Why did I let you talk me into this?
OOGladius: Because I control your every move and thought.
Liam: Oh, yeah.
Liam and OOGladius are searching for Disarry, with OOGladius appearing excited and Liam exasperated. Liam is wearing an airtight suit with ten hours worth of air.
Liam: I thought the rules said that kender weren't allowed on the ship.
OOGladius: I'm just a kender in mind, not in actuality. Go loopholes! <shouting> Disarray! We'd like to talk to you!
Disarry: Yes?
OOGladius: I heard how you imploded a city block with a hammer. I want to know how.
Disarry: And why should I tell you?
Liam: You shouldn't.
OOGladius: A chance to brag to someone who hasn't heard the story?
Disarray: Nah. Ask Satnak if you want to know.
OOGladius: Okay. See ya. <shouting> Satnak! Where are you? I want to ask you something!
Liam - How do you implode something with a hammer?
Satnak - I'm not sure s/he does anything conciously its just whenever s/he forgets to leave he/r hammers in her workshop, or absentmindedly picks one up out side an active worksite, bad things happen. One time a herd of gorgons came running down the street, another time s/he was pulling a load of pole arms and a lucerne hammer fell out, s/he put it back, then a freak earthquake hit. Another time one just exploded without even being swung. Then there was the time s/he stood next to a hammergun, it was shaking the whole time, nearly fell apart. Then there was the meteor shower. Something about h/er holding a hammer is just dangerous.
Liam - Thats silly and scary all at one.
Satnak - Disarray in one sentence. :rolleyes: Gotta go, Serene whanted to talk to me about something.
Brown robed figure - This is disturbing, I had not realized Satnak had strayed this far. This "Serene" will pay for corrupting her. Just as she saved me I must save her. Soon Tirmek, the shattered clan will rise once more.
Disarray - You sound like an RPG villian when you do that. :D
Kithle - Look all I'm saying is take your time and make sure you get it right, no need to rush, if anything this will improve the final sales.
Verbinski - Your're right of course.
Producers announce that The release date for the 3rd Pirates of the Carribean movie has been pushed back 5 years.
OOKaizer - :twitch: :twitch: :twitch: :twitch: :twitch: :twitch: :twitch: :twitch: :twitch:
Kithle - You know what I want.
OOKaizer: Ok, OK! You win, damnit!!!! Take your freaking plaque back!
- chucks it at Kithle*
Kithle: :w00t:
OOKaizer: Now go fix what you did, or I'll make sure the thong incident is considered a happy memory... *disappears*
Kithle: ...maybe I have went a little too far with that...
He puts the plaque around his neck, and sighs like a junky after his first hit in weeks.
Kithle: :D No doubt about it, the look on his face was absolutely worth it. :D
Kithle - Ok untie the actors and get the show on the road.
Verbinski - but...
Kithle - you do realize your a clone i made out of convinience
Verbinski - shutting up
NJ26: Wow, that was some adventure.
Death Paper: We didn't go anywhere. :( Erk cancled on us at the last minute, remember? I was all set for some comic anime action, and then nothing.
NJ26: :confused: Could OOcat have cut the plotline on us?
Death Paper: What does cutting the plotline mean?
NJ26: Completley rearranging time to suit its laziness and lack of talent.
Death Paper: :mad: If I see that E.B.N.E. of your I'll—oooooo, giant birdfeeder!
OOcat: It's good to know what ADD is—ooooo, Dragon Magic!
Kithle - I could have blizzard shut down. :D
OOC's - Shutting up now.
Robrands - :confused: What the abyss was that? how can Serene be with that cretinious woman Satnak.
Nemisis - I was wondering why an obviously superior specimen had no apparent mate.
Robrands - What are you talking about.
Ernest - (in Robrands ear) psst psst whisper whisper
Robrands - :confused: :twitch: :blink: :shocked: :ghosted: :surrender
Shadow - Whish I'd known, about that would have made their classes easier for me.
Piffany - :yuck: Manipulating a boy that way is one thing but another girl?
Robrands - eh...:twitch:
Nemisis - He's gonna be out for a while.
Shadow - All ready been through his pockets.
Ernest - Lets go, leave him Nem' you really can't hurt him anymore at this point anyway.
Nemisis - Is that a challenge?
Piffany - NO, Needle peak
Nemisis - IEEEEEEE!!! -triple exit-
Robrands has shifted to a slumped seated posture.
Serene - Robrands we need to talk.
Robrands - Of course Milady, we must plan the escape!
Serene - What?:uh-huh: :confused:
Robrands - Certainly a Lovely creature like you is not interested in spending the rest of her life with a cruel monster like Satnak. I'm sure we can hide from her even if we cannot find a way to defeat her.
Serene - At least you aren't stupid enough to try and challenge her for my heart or some such nonsense.
Robrands - I will defend you and your honor with my life, but I am not eager to throw it away.
Serene - What are you talking about?
Robrands - Its obvious that Satnak is using her power to intimidate you or your family into letting her keep you her, with the intent of using you for her own desires.
Serene - Your concern is touching, but you mis-understand, I love her. I've practically had to drag her up the entire way, and no one is going to ruin that for me. :mad: When you try to come between us it hurts her, I can see it in her eyes.
Robrands - How can you see anything in those souless stones.
Serene - ...:OMG :mad:
Serene steadies herself by gripping the hilt of the Gaurded Heart. Its crystal form glows slightly.
Serene - [SIZE=1]you did not just say that about her. LIsten right now, you are going to leave us alone.[/SIZE] -exits-
Robrands slouches back down and begins to weep.
Robrands - no :weep: it can't, *sob* be
Robrands Eyes glaze over
Robrands - I want her more, I love her more than that monster ever could, The sword its obviously a focus for some sort of mind control or perception alteration.
Eyes unglaze
Hiding in a bush
Brown Robed Figure - This one should do nicely.
Liam: So there you go. That's the story.
OOGladius: That's sort of boring, actually.
Liam: But Disarray coming into the vicinity of a hammer should cause a spike in his/her/its Weir/Insan signature, which results in a random output of the power. The trick is finding out the reason behind the spike. If we can figure it out, we can solve the problem and cure the Disarray's "problem."
OOGladius: Well. That was quite strange to come up with on your own.
Liam ignores him, heading off to the lab to get to work.
OOKaizer shows off his work on decorating the demi-plane from Moonpaw Creations.
OOKaizer: So? What do you think?
OOcat: Not bad. I see you're a fan of MC Escher...
OOKaizer: Yeah. They've been to so many places, I had to find something interesting to do for when they come back.
OOcat: I take it you like my gift to them.
OOKaizer: Maybe too much. This is the third incarnation. I tried a Skies of Arcadia motif, but that proved too hazardous for the kids. Then I went with a Hitchhikkers Guide theme, but it was too close to the FF. I'm thinking of trying a few other things, too.
OOcat: Let me guess. You're bored.
OOKaizer: And how.
Satnak - EXAM TIME
Nemisis - What the hell?
Satnak - Everybody pick a sparring partner from the bin, you will take them down without gear or weapons, and you must make physical contact at least once.
Ernest - That is a porcupine, I ain't punching no Porcupine. :ahem:
Satnak - Then grab a different sparring partner before they're gone. They just ran out of redshirts.
Nemisis - Awwwwwwwwwww.
Nemisis - This is a skeleton... of a velociraptor.
Satnak - Don't bother with kicking it in the balls then.
Ernest - ITs slimy, its cold, and its humping my leg, I was better off with the porcupine.
Robrands (getting a rather energetic acupuncture session) - Don't be sure, i think this thing is some-ones animal companion.
Robrands attemps a lunging kick only to watch the porcupine pull out a quill and parry.
RObrands - Scratch animal companion, this thing is a fight instructor.
Terra, Lisa, and OOKaizer stand in a beautiful field dotted with trees and bushes. Off in the distance to the north, a castle can just barely be made out. A large, seemingly volcanic, mountain rises further to the east.
Lisa: Why are we here, anyway?
OOKaizer: You'll see...
After a few minutes, a small dust cloud can be seen forming in the distance. It's not long before Terra can make out who is the cause of it.
Terra: *groan* What IS it with you?
OOKaizer: What? :angelhide
Lisa: Should I ask?
Terra: One clue. He's dressed in green riding a horse.
Lisa: :rolleyes: *looks a OOKaizer* Admit it. You have a problem.
Moments later, Link himself hops off Epona. OOKaizer is beside himself.
OOKaizer: :bigeyes: :D You. Are. So. AWESOME!!!! :bigeyes: :D
Navi: HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! HE-
Link: *with a straight face* HYAAAA!!! HA! EIGH! YAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Terra & Lisa: *anime sweatdrop* Uhhhh...
Navi: -Y LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LIST-
OOKaizer: :D :D Isn't he amazing?! :D :D
Lisa: Um...sure...
Navi: -EN! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LI-
Terra: No wonder I'm so messed up...
OOKaizer: *to Link* Can we dungeoncrawl with you? PLEASE! :bigeyes: :weep:
Navi: -STEN! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN!
Terra: NO!!!!
Lisa: There's no Narrative Element strong enough to get us to stay around the bug any longer!
(half an hour later)
The group is solving a block puzzle while being assaulted by Keese, flying pots, and Wolfos.
Terra: :mad: I hate you.
Navi: HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTE-
OOKazier: :D
OOCrystalforged: :drool: Ooooooh... Link... Zelda... Must insert self...
Heads off in Kaizer's direction but suddenly walks into the invisible 5th wall erected by Kaizer.
:doh: (feels out wall) :rant: DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL!!!
Dark link goes up to OOCrystalforged and points.
Dark Link: :evillaugh
Lisa: So what’s with the whole endless pursuit of power and perfection anyway? I mean, why go though all this?
Terrek: There needs to be a purpose? Isn’t the pursuit of it enough? Throughout the history of the “common” races, every one of them has strived to be better. All of them have worked to be more than they once were, if not as a society, then as individuals. The pursuit of perfection is only the next logical step.
Terra: But that doesn’t make sense. You already have all that you could hope for here. Most of the people on the ship would die for the kind of power you have here. Isn’t it enough? Aren’t you content?
Terrek: NO. (Narrows eyes) Why would I be content? I have everything here. What’s left to gain, hmm? Every being needs a purpose, otherwise we become redundant. You saw what happened to Sa’vor when he lost his purpose. It was like he was floating adrift, not really doing anything, not really caring about anything. He’d have died like that, possibly doing something unremarkable, if I hadn’t helped him. That will not be me. I could easily sit on my throne here in my palace and be able to do whatever I wished. But what does one that has all wish for? I’ll tell you: More. There’s always something more, we just need to grasp it.
Here, I am everything. I can learn no more, gain no higher status, become more powerful, etc. But out there, on the ship, I’m not the best. I’m not the fastest, or the strongest; though possibly the smartest and most charismatic; but I’m not the best. It gives me something to shoot for; something to do. Do you know how boring it is to be all powerful? There’s not enough food to go around? Poof! Bread for a thousand mouths and the people are grateful. In short I needed something to do.
(OOC: I’m just going to point out here that he’s lying through his teeth, but he’s so d**n good at it, combined with those charm spells (You didn’t forget did you?) that the odds of either of them figuring out he’s lying is next to impossible.)
Terra: So why did you invite us here?
Terrek: (Sips wine) Did you ever consider that I might just like having guests from time to time?
Terra: …
Terrek: No, I suppose not. Doesn’t seem my nature does it?
Terra: Well, no. So why did you really invite us?
Terrek: To see. (Sips wine)
Lisa: That’s it? To see?
Terrek: (Narrows eyes as he looks at her) Yes, though that phrasing makes it sound so much less profound than it really is. Do you realize, that of all those on the FF, I’m the only one that’s done something like this? This is considerably more significant than a “That’s it.”
Terra: To be fair, we’ve only seen the inside of some of your palace. We’d hardly know how “profound” this place really was.
Terrek: Then let me show you…
Silver: Big problem.
Bunny: What?
Silver: Well, I'm taking care of Caralot's room while she's away, and I just looked in and noticed something's gone.
Bunny: I'm guessing you don't mean the carnivorous waffle irons.
Silver: Nah, those things are harmless…
A redshirt runs by, screaming in terror, pursued by a pack of waffle irons.
Silver:…to the important parts of the ship.
Sign outside Erk's Place: It's "old school" night. Come and pretend to be using rules from a past edition. Tomorrow: 4E night. We all know it's in the works. Come and pretend to be using the rules you think will be in it. Prizes will be awarded to the most outrageous yet logical participants.
Nalfein: "Pretend"? Screw that! I use past edition rules on a daily basis! Have you people not been paying attention?!
Bunny: Not really.
Nalfein: :mad:
OORampant - I just thought no one had bothered to give you the memo.
Nalfien - What memo, why did i not get a memo.
Kithle - Because your stupid and we hate you.
Nalfien - :weep:
Volrath - There there... I'd disagree with him, but its all true.
Nalfien - :mad: You're no help.
Volrath - :P
Nalfien: Aren't you supposed to be hunting campers.
Volrath: I got bored. I figure my little sins against nature can handle the hunting themselves.
In the lowwer decks. Two campers, one girl one boy, are surronded by black chitinous creatures.
boy: Vasquez, I always loved you.
girl: Gorman, you always were an *******.
Satnak - Nemisis Good effort but you lost, C
Ernest .... I'm not sure how to score seduction, your exam shall be stricken from the record
Piffany, your redshirt has regressed to 3rd grade, a third grade girl, B-
Shadow, nice kidney kick, A
Robrands stop playing with your porcupine.
Robrands - ... Your kidding me.
Griswald - Hey guys look the pincushion talks.
Terra: You know, this would be so much easier to do if you just let be blast the doors open...
OOKaizer: *using a dungeon key* What's the fun in that?
Lisa: The fun is not having to deal with this UNBEARABLY ANNOYING DUNGEON anymore! We keep going in circles. Raising the water, lowering the water! Again and again!
OOKaizer: Look, I'm no fan of the Water Temple either, but it needs to be done. Ganondorf isn't just going to defeat himself.
Terra: Again, you could always just let me blast him a few times. That should take care of him.
OOKaizer: It's so much more rewarding if you do it the hard way.
Lisa: :rolleyes: Where'd Link go, anyway? Navi's gone, [SIZE=1]thankfully[/SIZE], but aren't we supposed to be helping him?
OOKaizer: Meh. Link needs no help. He's just that awesome.
A (very manly) scream is heard from several stories up and Link falls to the ground with a thud. He lands on his feet, taking only 1/2 a heart in damage.
Terra: :blink:
Lisa: Ok, I have to admit. That was cool.
Navi: HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! HE-
Lisa: :eek: NOT AGAIN!
OOKaizer: Just hit up on the C button. It'll take care of it for a while.
Navi: -Y! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN!
Terra: :confused:
OOKaizer: ...oh, right. You can't do that. Sorry.
A small controller appears in OOKaizer's hand, he hits a yellow button and a small text box appears before them. They read, rather than hear, Navi speak.
Navi: [COLOR=Blue]That symbol on the wall bears the crest of the royal family. Maybe you should try playing your Ocarina?[/COLOR]
Lisa: That's what we've been doing for the last hour!
OOKazier: *controller disappears* She's got a bit of a short-term memory problem.
Terra: :headexplo That's IT! I'm going to kill that bug right here, right now!
- chase scene ensues*
13: Here.
Lisa: What's this?
13: OOcat's letting you borrow his Player's Guide.
Lisa: Then what's this other thing.
13: His patience.
[QUOTE=Kaizer_Ryu]OOKaizer: It's so much more rewarding if you do it the hard way.[/QUOTE]
OOcat: No, the Water Temple just sucks. I had more fun playing the original Legend.
[QUOTE=Kaizer_Ryu]A (very manly) scream is heard from several stories up and Link falls to the ground with a thud. He lands on his feet, taking only 1/2 a heart in damage.[/QUOTE]
Bunny: :mad:
[QUOTE=Kaizer_Ryu]Terra: :headexplo That's IT! I'm going to kill that bug right here, right now!
- chase scene ensues*[/QUOTE]
OOcat (watching chase scene): That's funny, I never thought Navi was that annoying. :confused: Wonder what everyone else's problem is?
OORei: Their in Hyrule! I want to go, I want to go, I want to go, I want to go. Pppppppppppppppppplllllllllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssseeeeeeee.
OOUrial: Fine, just shut-up!
OORei: Yay.
OOUrial lights some candles and begins chanting. OORei's vision blurs and when it comes back a horrible realization comes over him.
OORei: I'm in master quest's water temple. *begins sobbing*
OOCrystalforged: :mymy: Master Quests water temple? Even I'm not that evil.
OORei: *spots OOcat* What are you doing here?
OOcat: I'm bored.
OORei: Well obviously—
OOcat: So I came here for something to do. :)
OORei: :eek:………Ah, you do know this is the master quest?
OOcat: Even better, never tried it before. :D
OORei: :OMG! You really are crazy.
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