Forgotten Freedom:Classes

Camp Forgotten Freedom Classes

Counselor: Kanatash

Classes:

- Planar Dynamics: Bonus Field Trip! (OOC: guess which plane will be the focus)

- Psionics: Exploring the Mind (OOC: cuz someone needed to do it)

- Physiology of the Impossible: Aberration Anatomy (OOC: think high school anatomy except replace the frogs with the dread spawn of Cthulu)

- Psychological Warfare and Torture (OOC: need I elaborate?  ;) )

Counselor: Chalky

Classes:

- Hunting: Melee style

- Art

- 101 Illegal Uses for Chalk

Counselor: Kithle

Classes:

- Philosophy

- History

- Politics

- Ethics (yeah right :rolleyes: )

Counselor: Satnak

Classes:

- Hunting: Free-for-all style

- Glaring

- Pugilism

- Astral constructs 101 and 102

- Game Theory

Counselor: Serene

Classes:

- Music

- Healing 101

- Theatre

- Dance

- Etiquette

- Wooing that Special Someone

- Dealing With an Over-Powered Lover

Counselor: Cool Cthultu

Classes:

- The best dealers

- Terminology

- World Peace

- Growing your own

- Avoiding the Feds

- The Munchies

- Bad trips and what to do about them

- Why we should all just get along

- Emo kid single tears and you

Counselor: Liam

Classes:

- Advanced Magi. Sci.

- Applied Artifice.

- Field Study: The Entities. (scrawled in: ) [COLOR=Red]The Entities are to be worshipped, not studied![/COLOR]

- Staying sane and Staying alive.

- Open Computer Lab.

- Adventure Games: Paychecks and Paperwork.

Counselor: Naz'roth

Classes:

- Planar anatomy and Planar studies

- Tactics

- Forgecraft

- Litriture

Counselor: Tara

Classes:

- The Anataomy of the Unliving

- Necromancy

- Arcane studies

- Religious studies: what the cults DIDNT tell you

Counselor: Sa'vor

Classes:

- The Art of Combat

- Eldritch studies: drawing on your Inner Hatred

- Draconic studies

- Draconic anatomy

Counselor: Squishy

Classes:

- Psycology

- Economics

- Statistics

- Slave Ownership

- Public Speaking

Counselor: Volrath

Classes:

- Creature Crafting

- Religious Studies: elder gods

- Cooking: the other other white meat

- Sex Ed (P/Y/R provides help on the "demonstrations")

On another bulletin below the others, more classes are scrawled in what looks like blood:

Counselor: Smig

Classes:

- Poison and Venom: What's the difference? With Live (albeit temporarily) Demonstrations!

- Various Diseases and what they do

- Why cities are crimes against nature

- How to taint the well and not get caught

- Three easy ways to destroy the abomination that is technology

- How to eradicate civilization as we know it

A poster composed mainly in reds, crimsons, maroons, and burgandys.

"ATENTION CAMPERS!"

Counselor Quill will be suuplying all campers with suplemental material to co-inside with the classes offered by the lady Serene.

Classes shall be as follows:

Bardic Theology: A proof of existence

Bardic Theory: A proof of usefulness

• Bardic Theory lab: Students will be asigned to other classes projects in attempts to prove that the pressence of a bard really does help.

Bardic Knowledge: Knowing when NOT to fake it

Magical Devices and You, the art of survivng trying to hard.

Taking a Bow, and Bowing Out: A course in proper performance follow up.

• Taking a Bow, and Bowing Out Lab: Sudents will take turns in the mess hall during lunch [those who perform poorly will be re-asigned to mystery meat tuesdays for incentive]

The Whip: A study in its tactical, and tanilizing uses.[campers under 12 not admitted]

• The Whip Lab: Students will inquire with counselor Kanatash for their practicals in this course.

Teacher: Terrek Classes: “The Art of Subtlety” “Benevolent Rulership”

Teacher: Random Redshirt Classes: “Staying Alive on the Forgotten Freedom” “Who Will Kill You, Who Might Kill You, and Who Won’t Kill You if You Run Fast Enough” “Best Hiding Spots” “Spells That May Save Your Life” “What’s the Significance of Names?”

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