Forgotten Freedom:Classes
Camp Forgotten Freedom Classes[edit]
Counselor: Kanatash
Classes:
- Planar Dynamics: Bonus Field Trip! (OOC: guess which plane will be the focus)
- Psionics: Exploring the Mind (OOC: cuz someone needed to do it)
- Physiology of the Impossible: Aberration Anatomy (OOC: think high school anatomy except replace the frogs with the dread spawn of Cthulu)
- Psychological Warfare and Torture (OOC: need I elaborate? ;) )
Counselor: Chalky
Classes:
- Hunting: Melee style
- Art
- 101 Illegal Uses for Chalk
Counselor: Kithle
Classes:
- Philosophy
- History
- Politics
- Ethics (yeah right :rolleyes: )
Counselor: Satnak
Classes:
- Hunting: Free-for-all style
- Glaring
- Pugilism
- Astral constructs 101 and 102
- Game Theory
Counselor: Serene
Classes:
- Music
- Healing 101
- Theatre
- Dance
- Etiquette
- Wooing that Special Someone
- Dealing With an Over-Powered Lover
Counselor: Cool Cthultu
Classes:
- The best dealers
- Terminology
- World Peace
- Growing your own
- Avoiding the Feds
- The Munchies
- Bad trips and what to do about them
- Why we should all just get along
- Emo kid single tears and you
Counselor: Liam
Classes:
- Advanced Magi. Sci.
- Applied Artifice.
- Field Study: The Entities. (scrawled in: ) [COLOR=Red]The Entities are to be worshipped, not studied![/COLOR]
- Staying sane and Staying alive.
- Open Computer Lab.
- Adventure Games: Paychecks and Paperwork.
Counselor: Naz'roth
Classes:
- Planar anatomy and Planar studies
- Tactics
- Forgecraft
- Literature
Counselor: Tara
Classes:
- The Anatomy of the Unliving
- Necromancy
- Arcane studies
- Religious studies: what the cults DIDN'T tell you
Counselor: Sa'vor
Classes:
- The Art of Combat
- Eldritch studies: drawing on your Inner Hatred
- Draconic studies
- Draconic anatomy
Counselor: Squishy
Classes:
- Psychology
- Economics
- Statistics
- Slave Ownership
- Public Speaking
Counselor: Volrath
Classes:
- Creature Crafting
- Religious Studies: elder gods
- Cooking: the OTHER other white meat
- Sex Ed (P/Y/R provides help on the "demonstrations")
Ways to insult Really, Really Powerful people and get away with it
Making Alchemist's fire, the Pholly way!
Bad puns, bad grammar, and being overly dramatic
Advanced Breeding techniques
Fertility rituals
Brewing
10 secret ways to drive someone insane that Kantash doesn't want you to know about!
Prophecy and omens, or, How much will they swallow?
Messing with the E.B.N.E.s
Chanse Random Art history [no point stealing anything thats worthless / too hard to fence ] Mathematics [To know when your fence is skimming off the top] Games club [gambling front] Politics [sweet chaos, soothing anarchy :evillaugh ]
On another bulletin below the others, more classes are scrawled in what looks like blood:
Counselor: Smig
Classes:
- Poison and Venom: What's the difference? With Live (albeit temporarily) Demonstrations!
- Various Diseases and what they do
- Why cities are crimes against nature
- How to taint the well and not get caught
- Three easy ways to destroy the abomination that is technology
- How to eradicate civilization as we know it
A poster composed mainly in reds, crimsons, maroons, and burgundys.
"ATENTION CAMPERS!"
Counselor Quill will be supplying all campers with supplemental material to coincide with the classes offered by the lady Serene.
Classes shall be as follows:
Bardic Theology: A proof of existence
Bardic Theory: A proof of usefulness
- Bardic Theory lab: Students will be asigned to other classes projects in attempts to prove that the pressence of a bard really does help.
Bardic Knowledge: Knowing when NOT to fake it
Magical Devices and You, the art of surviving trying too hard.
Taking a Bow, and Bowing Out: A course in proper performance follow-up.
- Taking a Bow, and Bowing Out Lab: Sudents will take turns in the mess hall during lunch [those who perform poorly will be reassigned to mystery meat Tuesdays for incentive]
The Whip: A study in its tactical, and tantalizing uses. [campers under 12 not admitted]
- The Whip Lab: Students will inquire with counselor Kanatash for their practicals in this course.
Teacher: Terrek
Classes:
“The Art of Subtlety”
“Benevolent Rulership”
Teacher: Random Redshirt
Classes:
“Staying Alive on the Forgotten Freedom”
“Who Will Kill You, Who Might Kill You, and Who Won’t Kill You if You Run Fast Enough”
“Best Hiding Spots”
“Spells That May Save Your Life”
“What’s the Significance of Names?”
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